I bought this last week and it’s gone downhill quickly. I repotted up one size bc it was growing out of the pot. Distilled water, brightest setting of plant light, soil sprinkled with perlite. I soaked it when repotted but not since. The soil still feels moist. Advice? It’s Violet Ice. #houseplants

It’s been a little over a year now since getting sober. My most recent realization is it’s like getting a new brain with old memories. Runs well but has some damage.

Ladies, remember always having clear fingernail polish in your purse to catch runs in your pantyhose? I’m NOT missing those days.

Tried treating myself to a mini vacay for my 51st birthday. Checked into a place that should have been called “The Last Resort Resort” I am recently sober and that place was not conducive to remaining so. I came home the same day. I’ll try again next year. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why do the glass doors at Old Navy ALWAYS look like a posse of 3 year olds with peanut butter hands made their version of improvements?

So I was denied a preventative procedure but they’ll happily let me take a pill “just incase” wtaf?

Walmart just sent me a review request for a zucchini. Are they ok?

Game changer. I got new off brand earbuds that have Apple sounding basic af. 👏🏼👏🏼

Looking forward to waking up one day and not saying “I’m going to bed earlier tonight” Goals.

Scratch that. I have some questions.

Nuff said

Gym and everything shower. Ready for the firemen incase shit goes down tonight.

As I get older I think about where I want to be for the rest of my life. I don’t wanna die in the desert. Any relocation suggestions? West coast/Midwest, and cost of living friendly.

First time I’ve seen a comedian charge $40 to take a photo at the meet and greet. I mean, get your money but it was a ‘nope’ from me.

Wouldn’t it be terrifying if the Jehovah witnesses just lost their shit and started breaking into houses to meet their goals? Pelting rocks thru windows…using neckties as restraints to make you listen. Terrifying. Or, kinda hot? 🤔

I spend too much on stand up shows. I need to find an employee to date, get a discount. 🤭

Hi :) Thanks SO much. I do have plants and a few Pothos. I’ll give that a try until the submersible plants arrive. Appreciate you!

1st time aquarium owner. Realized high nitrate and algae. If anyone reads this, any helpful recommendations? Did about 1/2 water change, cleaned deco, ordered plants and vacuum.

Just had a grown man tell me to ask him out. I wonder if I’ll have to open his door and shit too. Should I pee on him to stake my claim? 🤔

Feeling cute, might commit tax evasion later. Is it wrong that I’m low key excited to see what the Christley’s do next? Crank up a new show asap!

Using a return balance from Amazon is free money. Girl math.

This Dubai donut is about to be a duh bye bye donut.

Life can be diabolical. Online dating is garbage. Met a man in the wild, finally, only to find out he’s 20 years younger than me 🤦🏻‍♀️

Nostradamus. Blue turban. Popped into my head today. I wish it hadn’t.

This is my haul from the art show today. Really fun day. I am so in love with the hummingbird in the bath.

I just saw a pig fly by. I have plans to go out on a Friday night…with another person! 🤭

Tryna find a remote part time job has more scams than dating sites. Imma about to be hired by a Nigerian Prince.

Today very much tested my sobriety. My car broke while at Costco making me drive 8 mph to a shop. Then I got accosted in Walmart by someone who is either a Trumper or a very aggressive patriot. Either way, I’m peopled out. Staying in the house tomorrow.

I’m a 50 year old who still listens to Wu-Tang Clan except it’s at a volume 3 now.

Only ever buying strawberries from Costco.