Hi, quick question: where did he get his undergrad degree from, if at all?

It’s really cool that the only function of chatting in this website remains ‘hitting up girls’

No, I DON’T want to verify my email will you please leave me alone

The moment they finally figure out Groupchats on this app the first thing I’m doing is making college football chat 2 on here

Fink Bartondale

Oh, so we have time to design a new logo but not enough time to make groupchats a thing?

Watching the skin melt off my spouse’s flesh: brings a whole new meaning to Hotwife

everyone knows that one guy who collects doohickeys

Thought you only owed me 25?

Key I regret to inform you this white woman doesn’t love you, or at least doesn’t love me as an intermediary

Porn chump rose

It’s not my fault she has a worse work/life balance than rose

🚫⛔️🤬🤬🤬

I ALREADY DID DID YOU THINK SHE RESPONDS QUICKLY TO MESSAGES WHEN YOU ACTUALLY WANT HER TO

Yeah I’ll see if she wants it…

To be clear, anna the libertarian doctor?

Sliding into her DMs accompanied by 3 stooges sound effects

my body dysmorphia makes me believe I look like this

My shirt saying “I am buying this ANFO for legitimate reasons” is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Obnoxious rich kid: “Do you know who my dad is?”

Autistic Wikipedia person: “Yes he was a prominent player in the Savings & Loan Crisis”

The most fucked up thing about this guy is that he’s statistically most likely to be from Cincinnati, Ohio

Date needed for Jimmy Buffett’s funeral: must look good in Hawaiian shirt

Self douwubt

Hey posting expert have you heard the one about the dentist’s favorite time?

Going to Burning Man, not knowing I’m signing up for a Faulkner-esque travail in order to make it back to civilization

No fate worse than being someone who knows too much about Disney but swears they aren’t a Disney adult

While Oppenheimer closes his eyes and sees molecular motion in the movie, Apothecarius closes his eyes and sees Jungle Jim’s displays

The health food section

This is the display for the soda aisle, it plays Michael Jackson and Jackson 5 songs randomly.