Oh No, It’s 4th of July: Americans are gonna be insufferable again Meanwhile, most Americans remain deprived of basic health insurance coverage so common everywhere in Europe

Oh no, It’s 4th of July: Americans are gonna be insufferable again

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Israel, West to bring women’s rights to Iran — even if it takes arming ISIS to do it The 'civilized' West champions weaponizing grassroots movements like 'Women, Life, Freedom' for own political and military gains

Israel, West to bring women’s rights to Iran — even if it takes arming ISIS to do it

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Group of South African Karens Granted Asylum in the US “It’s not racism, it’s reverse apartheid,” says woman who’s never met her gardener’s first name.

Group of South African Karens Granted Asylum in the US

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Pakistanis cheer for military as more civil liberties erode While all sections of the society united to cheer for the military against the archrival India, the Supreme Court ruled civilians can be tried in military courts

Pakistanis cheer for military as more civil liberties erode

#Pakistan

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Modi's jingoistic India made Pakistan look the good guy Indian media's nightly tirades now make Pakistan’s state-run PTV look like NPR.

Modi's jingoistic India made Pakistan look the good guy

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Pakistan shoots down 200 Indian jets as India kills 1 million terrorists Subcontinent sets new world record in imaginary warfare

Pakistan shoots down 200 Indian jets as India kills 1 million terrorists

#IndiaPakistanWar

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Elon Musk declares Germany’s neo-Nazis ‘centrists,’ accidentally redefines compass He has previously declared Hitler and Nazis as leftists and communists

Elon Musk declares Germany’s neo-Nazis ‘centrists,’ accidentally redefines compass

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FA's Chief Genital Inspector to ensure exclusion of trans women from football team By Common Sense News (which was unfortunately banned for using too much of it)

🇬🇧 FA's Chief Genital Inspector to ensure exclusion of trans women from women’s football

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Indian trolling now imminent, Pakistan warns international community Islamabad calls for emergency UN session to prepare for meme nnslaught

Indian trolling now imminent, Pakistan warns international community

#india #pakistan

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Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China But while Trump was front and center for the tariff announcements, he was suspiciously absent when it came time to roll back those same tariffs.

Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China

#Trump

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Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine Paramedics described her condition upon arrival as “critically hypocritical.”

Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine

#LePen

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Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise That he wants everyone to surrender doesn't matter. What matters is that he's ready for peace like nobody is ready for peace, said bestie Donald Trump

#Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise

“He’s ready for peace like nobody else is ready for peace,” Donald #Trump insisted. “Nobody has seen anything like it.”

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Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan

Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only

says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan

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Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia "He keeps telling me he saw this on WhatsApp," said frustrated researcher Dr. Asif

Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia

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Trump slaps tariff on foreskin "This is really about what he has against Europe," insiders admit

That’s what Trump really has against Europeans.

Trump slaps tariff on foreskin

#Trump #Europe

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Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’ Orbán tells Netanyahu he needs not to worry about the ICJ arrest warrants since Hungary is proud of its disregard of European and international law

Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’

#netanyahu #satire

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Berlin declared the most anti-social capital BERLIN — In a triumph of cold shoulders and passive-aggressive glares, Berlin has officially been named the most anti-social capital in the world, narrowly beating out Paris and Moscow in what critics...

No surprise there!

Berlin declared the most anti-social capital in the world

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Pakistan Clarifies: Journalist’s Family Abducted and Tortured Only to Fight Disinformation "Disinformation is very dangerous for democracy and we have to do everything to fight it," authorities said while commenting on abduction of the journalist's family

Pakistan clarifies: Journalist’s family abducted and tortured only to fight disinformation

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#Trump has finally found his worthy opponent to show his strength: the Houthis!

People found it anticlimactic because they were hoping he would taken on someone of his own stature first… you know, #Putin for example. He capitulated on that front rather quickly!

Emergency egg donation appeal set up in the US Washington, D.C. – In a dramatic turn of events, the United States is now officially accepting egg donations—not for scientific research, but to help everyday Americans afford breakfast. With eggs …

“Donate an egg for a hungry American child” - emergency egg donation appeal set up in the US. Call now.

#eggflation

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Stranded astronauts forced to thank Trump and Elon Musk before boarding capsule home Photo: Screenshot from a NASA ISS broadcast International Space Station – After nine long months of unexpected extended stay aboard the International Space Station (ISS), NASA astronauts Butch Wilm…

“Have you once said thank you?”

Stranded astronauts forced to thank Trump and Elon Musk before boarding capsule home

#NASA #SuniWilliams #Trump #ElonMusk

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Self-Deport App: man self-deports mother-in-law who is a citizen In a bold, innovative move that completely redefines immigration enforcement (and basic human dignity), the U.S. Customs and Borders Protection (CBP) inclose cooperation with the Immigration and Cu…

Self-Deport App: man self-deports mother-in-law who is a citizen

#satire #guppu #cbphome

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Elderly German warmongers furious as twink Ole Nymoen refuses to die for their war Germany’s esteemed class of elderly, liberal warmongers — also known in Germany as alte Weiße Männer — has found itself in a crisis: young, working-class men like Ole Nymoen are refusin…

Elderly German warmongers furious as twink Ole Nymoen refuses to die for their war!

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“It’s called anti-Zionism now,” mob said while beating Jewish student In yet another courageous act of social justice, a group of self-proclaimed “anti-Zionists” proved their commitment to human rights by violently attacking a Jewish student—because nothing says ‘mor…

“It’s called anti-Zionism now,” mob said while beating Jewish student

#antisemitism #studentprotests

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Luigi Mangione: From murder suspect to a pornstar in high demand

#luigimangione

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Elon Musk in disbelief that Tesla must afford employees in Germany paid sick leaves Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed champion of free markets, innovation, and treating workers like expendable factory parts, has found himself in an existential crisis. After expanding Tesla’s operatio…

Elon Musk in disbelief that Tesla must afford employees in Germany paid sick leaves

#satire #ElonMusk #tesla #brandenburg

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Justin Baldoni: don't worry, I'm a feminist YouTube video by Guppu

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Pakistanis: The Global Human Rights Champions (Except at Home) In an inspiring show of international goodwill, Pakistanis across the world have taken it upon themselves to champion human rights, advocate for oppressed minorities, and denounce injustices—so lon…

Pakistanis: The Global Human Rights Champions (Except at Home)

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Justin Baldoni: it’s cool, I’m a feminist Photo: Flickr/iDominick – CC BY-SA 2.0 In an astonishing yet wholly predictable turn of events, actor and profiled as “ideal male” Justin Baldoni is reassuring fans and critics al…

“I was basically a feminist Gandhi, but with better abs.” - Justin Baldoni in exclusive interview to Guppu.

#satire #justinbaldoni #BlakeLively #metoo

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