like I'm not a girl anymore but I really don't think I thought like this when I was

a screenshot of an imessage conversation. reads: Dad: stop using my sam's club card for your gas. Girl: sorry Dad: that was the second time Girl: OK. I'm just a girl Dad: I don't know what that means, but it sounds like it minimizes you as a person.

thank you tiktok screenshot of a conversation reposted by a tumblr user for summarising this for me

saw a car this evening with "Be Patient, I'm Just a Girl" in pink curly writing on the back and I'm getting to the point where I might start screaming at this insane regression into misogyny coming in no small part from women doing it to themselves

a photograph of a hand holding a wooden pin badge against a backdrop of many of the same pin badge on a white surface. The pins are shaped like witch hats, and are orange with a red band. the pins have the text "ASEXUAL ENCHANTER" across them, and a bunch of poppy seedheads tucked in the band on one side, and an Ace of Hearts playing card tucked in the other side.

Back by popular demand 🧙✨🏳️‍🌈

a photograph of a hand holding a wooden pin badge against a backdrop of many of the same pin badge on a white surface. The pins are shaped like witch hats, and are blue with crystals growing around the brim. The pins have the text "GAY WIZARD" across the middle.

The Gay Wizards are back baybee 🧙✨

a brightly coloured image with the text "SALE! 30% off (almost) everything! etsy.com/shop/izziillustrates" superimposed over a photograph of several witch hat shaped keyrings. under the text is a worried cartoon face with round glasses and purple hair, with a speech bubble that reads "help Izzi & Nick with upcoming moving expenses!"

Hello! We found out today that our landlord is most likely selling our flat this year, so in a panicked attempt not to spend all our savings on moving, (almost) everything is 30% off on my art/comics/pins etsy shop, and all purchases, shares and spreading of the word would be greatly appreciated!

a photograph of a hand holding a wooden pin badge against a backdrop of many of the same pin badge on a white surface. The pins are shaped like witch hats, and are blue with crystals growing around the brim. The pins have the text "GAY WIZARD" across the middle.

The Gay Wizards are back baybee 🧙✨

find them here (with my other wooden pins):
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/izzi...

a photograph of a hand holding a wooden pin badge against a backdrop of many of the same pin badge on a white surface. The pins are shaped like witch hats, and are orange with a red band. the pins have the text "ASEXUAL ENCHANTER" across them, and a bunch of poppy seedheads tucked in the band on one side, and an Ace of Hearts playing card tucked in the other side.

Back by popular demand 🧙✨🏳️‍🌈

update! The second chair is also gone!

Did you know that some of my comics are available to buy digitally from Gumroad? They're cheaper than buying physically copies and paying for postage (even though personally I think the physical copies are super nice)
Maybe have a gander?
izziillustrates.gumroad.com

I hope they keep going. I hope I've accidentally created a hermit crab trade situation where everyone on the street trades until they end up with their perfect chair

A photograph taken from an upstairs window of the street. You can see part of the roof in the bottom of the image and part of a car at the top. In between them is a blue non swivel chair with a white sign taped to it. It is not the same chair as the images in the previous post.

The infinitely funnier information is that someone replaced it with a different chair and reused the same sign

A photograph of a black swivel chair out on the pavement with a sign taped to it. The sign has a hand drawn version of the "it's free real estate" meme on it, but the text reads "it's free chair"

A close up of the sign from the previous photo - a hand drawn line illustration of the "it's free real estate" meme, but reading "it's free chair" instead

So we had this old swivel desk chair that I'd had since uni sitting in our stairwell for [redacted] months, and finally took it down to the street to give away. Added a meme sign in the hopes that humour would endear people to my dusty old chair.
The good news is, someone took it!

Did you know that some of my comics are available to buy digitally from Gumroad? They're cheaper than buying physically copies and paying for postage (even though personally I think the physical copies are super nice)
Maybe have a gander?
izziillustrates.gumroad.com

A photograph of blue and orange wooden pins shaped like witch hats, against a white background. The orange pins have a red band around the hat, and an ace of heart cards tucked into the band. The words Asexual Enchanter are emblazoned in yellow across the bands. The blue pins have lilac crystals growing on the hat's brim, and the words Gay Wizard in yellow.

My Asexual Enchanter and Gay Wizard pins are back - looking a little different 👀

I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

Find them here:
www.etsy.com/shop/izziillustrates

Wooden pins are a nice environmentally friendly alternative to the enamel ones, and I love that these are closer to my usual painterly style :)

A photograph of blue and orange wooden pins shaped like witch hats, against a white background. The orange pins have a red band around the hat, and an ace of heart cards tucked into the band. The words Asexual Enchanter are emblazoned in yellow across the bands. The blue pins have lilac crystals growing on the hat's brim, and the words Gay Wizard in yellow.

My Asexual Enchanter and Gay Wizard pins are back - looking a little different 👀

a photograph of a hand holding up black fabric patch against a white background. The patch has a white illustration of a human torso with top surgery scars and a banner reading "there has never been a world without trans people"

a photograph of several enamel pins shaped like witch hats and spellbooks.

Please share to friends and stories and tell all the cool very cool queer and trans people in your phone how much they want my comics and patches and pin badges. They're good, I swear.
Thanks!! x

From my first comic to my most recent, my characters sure are running towards, or perhaps away from, their problems... 😂

They're both 30% off in my current sale and I'd highly recommend either of them for fans of cosy fantasy, light adventure, and Little Guys Just Doing Their Best.

I'll take chaos with Ed Miliband over transphobia with Wes Streeting any week tbh

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DOES YOUR BODY NEED STRETCHING?

Find them (and many other marvellous queer things) at:
www.etsy.com/shop/izziillustrates

From my first comic to my most recent, my characters sure are running towards, or perhaps away from, their problems... 😂

They're both 30% off in my current sale and I'd highly recommend either of them for fans of cosy fantasy, light adventure, and Little Guys Just Doing Their Best.

A photograph of a hand against a white background, holding three small pins. One is diamond shaped with an illustration of a sword against a bed of flowers, and the other two are shaped like potion bottles. One bottle is green and square, and the other is blue and round with a long neck.

Little wooden pins currently available in the 30% off sale on my etsy, making them so so so cheap right now 👀

Little a lightning storm, as a treat,

Get them here:
www.etsy.com/shop/izziillustrates

A photograph of a hand against a white background, holding three small pins. One is diamond shaped with an illustration of a sword against a bed of flowers, and the other two are shaped like potion bottles. One bottle is green and square, and the other is blue and round with a long neck.

Little wooden pins currently available in the 30% off sale on my etsy, making them so so so cheap right now 👀