Exactly.

I shall steer clear of The Abbey of Saint Mary de Pratis¹

¹ unfortunate name.

You’re just trying to give me a hard time.

You need that with the codeine.

Good though.

I just worked out the chord sequence.

🤣

ALL THE MEDS. ALL OF THEM !

Tartan Paint #shorts YouTube video by Steve Boston

youtube.com/shorts/fbcM3...

‘course

open.spotify.com/track/5tEP1n...

The Surrey With The Fringe On Top YouTube video by Rodgers & Hammerstein

It’s so old, it’s actually before my time. 😬

Also. I haven’t, I hold a right handed one still and turn the thing I’m assembling clockwise under it.

youtu.be/BIG_GVE-KiE?...

Honest Government Ad | Bored of Peace YouTube video by thejuicemedia

Fair warning: Sweary.

But otherwise pretty much hits the nail on the head.

youtu.be/KPTsjeOxH5U?...

I played guitar with ‘Grasp of Reality’ in the late ‘70s

It was my prog era.

No, that’d be coca.

Is that the sworry with a fringe on top¹

‘ Archaic musical reference.

Some would say depraved and nonsense.

And they wouldn’t be wrong.

What have young rambles got to do with it? They should be in school.

It’s clearly telling you that it’s drunk 🥴

Ahhhh. That’s your problem then. You’re using teasticles not leaf.

Teasticles are a by product of neutering the camomile bushes grown to farm tea. They neuter them to stop them from wandering off looking for a mate.

Dear Autocorrupt,

How have you managed to change the word ‘somebody’ to ‘subreddit’?

I don’t believe that I’ve ever used the word ‘subreddit’ in my entire life.

What is wrong with you? Has your AI eloped with your dictionary and buggerd off to foreign lands?

Regards,

POTMHB.

Mornin’

Subreddit has to speak truth to power.

It’s wrong to keep tea in captivity. Tea is a free spirit that needs to roam the work surfaces; free to mingle with other dry goods that migrate across the great planes of the kitchen floor. Upend your caddy and cast the tea to the wind in joyous abandon. Run free leafy friend RUN FREEEEEEEEE!

Hey. You have nothing to apologise for. I turned the tablet off anyway. Sometimes that helps.

I eventually ground to a halt.

Aye

Annoying, ain’t it?

Can’t sleep.

Dog tired, brain won’t STFU.

Budge up. Ta. *thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud*

You could make a reasonable argument that a taxonomist classifies items according to established rules and not unproven theories.

Even if the taxonomist is classifying unproven theories, the rules of classification must be known for the classification process to be valid.

Tell you what. You fuck off and we’ll stay here.

Don’t let the door bang you on the arse as you leave.