Head's up, after meeting yesterday we agreed to extend the preorders on the Elden Ring map. While I'm very close to being done I'm still working on it, just a few more things to draw.

Dragging myself across the finish line today. I'm beat.

Final day for map preorders!

Tomorrow is the last day for the Elden Ring map. I think I should have it done by the end of next week if my fragile weak body will last.

Buttercup napping on a pillow

Sleepy boy.

Alan Pocket set in the Writer's Room

Prepping more Alan Pocket sets, should have them listed next week.

Buttercup cozied up on the couch with me

He's had a long day of playing, getting pets, and eating treats.

Anyways for various reasons my brain is like fried as I try and catch up on work. Prayer emojis in chat pls.

I think it started during the big Tetris video I did art on, Norm would send me stick figure drawings on what he was looking for and I legit wish everyone did that. They don't need to look good and honestly probably shouldn't, but it helps so much more than a sentence or list.

My suggestion is to find something else to do than watch Wrestlemania.

I don't watch anymore but I still read the reports so I know the build has been dogshit and just yesterday they continue to praise a man currently being sued for sex trafficking.

Treat WWE like Harry Potter and cut it out.

The Case Against WrestleMania - VGBees WrestleMania is this weekend. It is staggering to think of the event’s place in global popular culture now, 40 years after the first WrestleMania effectively...

Evergreen post.

vgbees.com/the-case-aga...

Glad Linda could take a little time away from destroying America's educational system to cover up the ring boys scandal I mean induct her daughter.

This Monday is the last day to preorder physical copies of the Mario-fied Elden Ring map from Super Beard Bros. It's still being worked on but is very close to being finished. Here's a look at two areas I wasn't able to get done in time on the original version.

shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4467...

If I could change the alphabet I'd move U and ME together. Nailed it.

Okay it's no surprise nothing there was as good as the hidden gay marine porn star book.

Building that says MAN'S WORLD

MAN'S WORLD

it's just like tools and sports stuff

Hardcover of Stepehn King's The Dead Zone

Is actually something called Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star

Findings at a charity garage sale.

The Dead Zone OR IS IT?

Hardcover of Stepehn King's The Dead Zone

Is actually something called Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star

Findings at a charity garage sale.

The Dead Zone OR IS IT?

Oh Deer Diner and Nite's Diner thermos keychains

Anywho just a reminder that I make keychain versions of the Oh Deer Diner thermos.

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Last time they were restocked it actually lasted for around an hour. I intentionally didn't try for one so not to take one away from someone else.

Just yelled even though I already have one.

Buttercup laying on me on the couch

The sweet boy reminding me why I keep going.

BeeTeeDubs, I've been getting up between 5-6am to work on this before my day job. 😪

This Monday is the last day to preorder physical copies of the Mario-fied Elden Ring map from Super Beard Bros. It's still being worked on but is very close to being finished. Here's a look at two areas I wasn't able to get done in time on the original version.

shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4467...

Wow no shit this app was made with ai considering how it just doesn't work half the fucking time lately. Clowns.

Good for Remedy, I hope it gets them some revenue. But I just can't with Phasmo. It's so unfriendly to anyone that's remotely new.

The curse of prophecy is strong with this one.

Elden Ring map done in a Mario style, still a work in progress.

Forgot to mention, preorders for the Super Beard Bros Elden Ring map close, and I swear this was not intentional, on 4/20, next Monday. Me and Brett are getting to the end of editing this behemoth that has been 2 years of our lives.

shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4467...

Why would anyone watch Harry Potter when Evil Dead is right there? Like, pretty sure no one has a chainsaw hand in that garbage.

Oh heck, it’s #PortfolioDay

I’m Paul, currently unemployed, but doing what I can to get by with commissions.

If my art interests you, easiest way to reach me at the moment is here on Bluesky.