Midwest here and lutefisk is the only answer.

You had me until the last sentence. I like the new arrangements and less synth heavy sound. But Crowe was very, very bad.

For me it started with Glen Powell. Never heard of him and suddenly I’m hearing “another fantastic role for Glen Powell.”

I was living in Los Angeles in 2000-2001 and the first doordash-like service had just started. Having that particular ice cream delivered to my door was the highlight of my time there.

Hai Karate cologne, Planter's cheeseballs, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Pulp Addiction, please.

"What's YOUR fat ass doing here?"
"He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him."

Saw it at the college movie theater as a sophomore. We talked back the screen and laughed our butts off. “Then I’ll ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest but I’m not an alien!”

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be:
1. Epstein Trials
2. ICE Trials
3. War Crimes Tribunals

We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses.

We demand JUSTICE.

Poster for 1994 film Little Women.

No, this is the prequel:

"Warriors (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Theme Song)" by Aaliyah Rose YouTube video by Back Lot Music

The newer She-Ra. The full length version is such a banger, but even the short edit rules. youtu.be/juIsRg6z41k?...

How Bizzare, OMC.

Respectfully…dayumn.

I had fun with the Kelvin stuff but it doesn't bear thinking about too hard, for sure. They introduce at least one universe-breaking piece of technology per movie. Ultra-long-range transporters in the first one - now we don't need ships. They one-upped it in the second one by flat-out beating death.

“I don’t want your sex for now / Wait until we take the vow / Even if they dog me out / I don’t want your sex.”

Your three hundred pound psychic baby
Knows when you leave the room
Your three hundred pound psychic baby
Knows where you hide the food

Dead Milkmen, Fauxhemia

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: (besides the one in my bio)

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

Yeah, only the GOP could spin fewer teen pregnancies as anything but a good thing.

It’s so damn good! My wife shows it in her high school film analysis class.

God, TruMotion/motion smoothing looks like ass. Can’t turn it off on this hotel TV. Does anyone actually like watching too-fast jerky jerky soap opera vision?

The man who came into the tour company where I worked in college (flagstaff az) who told me the govt reintroduced pterodactyls to the Grand Canyon, and that the woman in our promo brochure was his ex wife.

99% of the time, the people saying they're centrist and can't be Democrats just don't want to give up being transphobic/homophobic/racist. "Sure, the right-wing guys are horrible, but THIS guy wants me use they/them pronouns!"

Yeah, saying video games can't be art is like saying animation is for kids, say. But Ebert wasn't going to spend hours learning to play modern video games so he could understand their potential, y'know? Like, I cried at the end of Bastion - but I had invested hours in the story and characters.

MC 901 Ft. Jesus

@gailcarriger.bsky.social , that is.

A friend introduced me to Ga Carriger’s parasol protectorate series and I loved every sexy, steampunky minute. gailcarriger.com/series/pp/

That one wins a Requiem for a Dream award - it’s very good and I never want to see it again.

Why do these chucklefucks all talk like they work for Lumon?

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So the big new life hack is ENJOYING A CHALLENGE and TRYING NEW THINGS?

Otherwise known as living a life?