Just pasted this into slides for class. I’m so grateful when I can show students how practicing lawyers think about such things!

Anyway, it’s about old friends

Coming Soon… Happy Holidays from Texas Law!

Keep your eyes peeled!

Hey AI, want to do something actually useful?

Figure out that my sentence structure forms a question and offer a question mark option so I don’t have to flip to a different keyboard to type one.

Second!

Woe to anyone who asks me when I am “finished.” Umm, never.

Are any other LRW peeps excited on memo day? Sure, I’ll get 500-600 pages that I’ll need to take multiple passes through. And yes, I’ll bite the heads off friends who mention how nice it must be to be “done” for the semester.

But it is so rewarding to see the 1Ls’ progress to becoming lawyers.

Also true for law students. It’s okay that you weren’t good at this when the semester started. That’s why we have the semester.

We are supposed to drop below 50 degrees in Austin, so it’s time for Poblano Chicken Chowder.

👋 (or maybe that’s 🤘because I’m at Texas)

Could someone please explain the time change to my dogs?

Our record said the company advertised to women, but accepted male passengers. (We needed to keep 1Ls focused on one issue.) Company slogan: “Peace of mind for your piece of the road.”

I wrote a legal-writing problem about this. A company named FeMile argued being female was a BFOQ for its drivers.