I think I'm coming to the realization that all the janky Tech Industry "corpo speak" language isn't actually driven by management.

It's engineers. We're the problem.

Yup, as much as I think the sequel trilogy and most of Disney-era Star Wars is hot garbage, it *did* end up giving us Andor... and tbh I think that makes it worth it.

I'm fuckin' dead hahahahahaha

Isn't it actually... here? already?

Fuck this guy for real

I AM not SAYING SOMEBODY SHOULD YouTube video by Peyton Vanest

www.youtube.com/shorts/4IcBQ...

I'm not saying somebody should.

But... ya know...

somebody definitely should

👀

Weir is grounded in hard science but definitely takes some creative liberties. The wind storm in The Martian for instance.

TIL that Lua does two things that make me wanna join a monastery:

- `string.find()` matches *patterns* by default
- in those patterns, `-` is equivalent to a regex `*?`

And what's the only non-alphanumeric character present in UUIDs?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

"37,000 LOC a day isn't a flex, it's a warning"

holy shit @syntax.fm thank you 🙏

37,000 Lines of Slop YouTube video by Syntax

A very rational and reasoned take on why quantity has not, does not, and will not ever reflect quality.

Evolution is unavoidable, unfortunately.

A wall mounted rack displaying 7 Jackson guitars.

9 Jackson guitars. 2 of them on individual stands, the remaining 7 on a multi-guitar folding stand.

In the 90s metal guitar scene, you were either Team Jackson or Team Ibanez.

I definitely picked a side.

So... apparently he's at Walter Reed?

It's 2026, node 26 is going to drop later this year, and we still can't build a web server from a `fetch` function (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Oracle Files Thousands of H-1B Visa Petitions Amid Mass Layoffs - Austin Today Oracle, the software company headquartered in Austin, Texas, has filed thousands of petitions for H-1B visas in the past two fiscal years, even as it lays off thousands of American workers as part of ...

LOL. "America First" amirite

nationaltoday.com/us/tx/austin...

guys

the fucking fuck

the fucking FUCKING fuck

please stop this ride I'd like to get off

There was a time when Artemis would have excited me.

You know what would excite me now? The full unredacted Epstein files and actual accountability for those named in it; Getting the current trash out of the White House and Federal Govt, and prosecuting everyone involved with ICE terrorism.

I, for one, would enjoy a government which is not quite so repugnant.

AI CEO vs Engineer (2026). YouTube video by Kai Lentit

Hmmm yes, yes.

"Thank you, Mr Bond. James. Jim. Can I call you Jimothy?"

Discord is showing me popup ads now? Even on Nitro?

Are you fuckin' serious right now?

I know GoT is the gold standard for a once-great show completely shitting the bed.

But let's save a little spite for our boy Man In The High Castle.

I was wrong about there being nothing in the files.

But I was right that it didn't, and doesn't, matter, because nobody's going to let them be released.

I fuckin' hate this timeline.

Releasing the files means they can no longer be used as political capital/motivation.

They're worth far more as a *potential* than anything real.

SCOTUS even *entertaining* this birthright citizenship case completely wrecks the minuscule credibility they have left.

The text of the 14th amendment is unambiguously clear.

If you're born here, you're a US citizen. Full. Fucking. Stop.

This mail-in voting EO (which... yeah... lol) just reeeeeeeeeks of desperate panic.

what?

NGL, the keyboard of the M1 Air smokes the one on the later designs. The tactility is off the charts.

Great start to my week: