Both Denmark and Iran made preparations to repel a ground invasion from the United States during the past month.

32 more months of this shit.

Donald Trump is defying a court order to intentionally starve American citizens. It's wild when you say it out loud.

Enten: "Canada is far more popular than Donald Trump is here in the United States. The net popularity of Canada is +49. Trump is -10. We're talking about Canada coming out nearly 60 points ahead on the net popularity ratings versus Donald Trump here in the US"

The claim that Canada is engaging in "US election interference" because it ran an ad defending itself from a manic wannabe king is ridiculous.

National Guard troops spotted "topping off" Donald's spray tan in DC.

Oh she won't get it hahaha

JD Vance is holding an emergency Epstein Files meeting so members of the administration can determine how to deal with the controversy.

YOU DON'T NEED TO HOLD AN EMERGENCY MEETING TO FIGURE OUT A PLAN IF TRUMP IS INNOCENT.

TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A REBATE CHECK FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS.

TRANSLATION:

TRUMP IS PROBABLY A PEDOPHILE AND IS NOW THINKING ABOUT GIVING MONEY AWAY FOR YOU TO IGNORE IT.

We shouldn't have to rely on South Park being harder hitting on accountability for our President than Congress.

If we want to see the Epstein Files, just give them to Pete Hegseth.

Trump:

Hillary Clinton is a "nasty woman"

Kamala Harris is a "nasty woman"

Nancy Pelosi is a "nasty woman"

E. Jean Carroll is a "nasty woman"

Elizabeth Warren is a "nasty woman"

Meghan Markle is a "nasty woman"

Ghislaine Maxwell "I wish her well"

They're distracting you again.

The state of the union is distraction.

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Nice try, Nancy.

Trump's precious list

She was definitely right

I'm a Democrat but I'm not a cultist.

If Bill Clinton is on Epstein's list, send him to jail.

If Donald Trump is on the list, send him to jail.

Guess which President has a Nobel Peace Prize, isn't anywhere on Epstein's list, and didn't call his daughters hot when they were kids? 👇🏻