Oh no not the DS & Durga! 🫨

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it

We call this “rat-tailing” in our household

I also use the “e for example” cue. But for ie I use “i for ‘in other words’”

Maybe a top three thing I learned from five years of Latin classes…

Silhouette of George Washington with fashion model

Silhouette of George Washington with fashion model

Silhouette of Abe Lincoln with fashion model

Sherrie Levine, Presidents (various), 1979

Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

Cornelius Eady sits in front of a red bookcase. A headline reads: “Cornelius Eady, Acclaimed Poet, to Honor Mamdani With Inaugural Poem.” Photo credit: James Estrin/The New York Times

Cornelius Eady, a National Book Award finalist, will read an original poem at Zohran Mamdani’s swearing-in as mayor of New York City on Thursday. Read an excerpt from “Proof,” the poem he wrote for the ceremony. trib.al/i0Uhwxr

Grant Wood rules

I hate it 😩

Can you spend uninterrupted time looking at one piece of art? Our reporter Larry Buchanan invites you to spend time staring at a single work by the surrealist painter Gertrude Abercrombie. Take on the focus challenge: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Such great casting. Thrilled for him!

Text reads: "Trump Administration Will End LGBTQ Suicide Prevention Service" over a photo of someone wearing a headset. Photo by Brandon Thibodeaux for The New York Times

Breaking News: The national suicide prevention hotline will no longer work with the Trevor Project or provide specialized support to LGBTQ callers under a new Trump administration directive effective July 17. nyti.ms/444VrdN

USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon

USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
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Two burned out apartment buildings with a fire truck in front of them

There was a massive fire across the street from us this morning and it was terrifying and a few families lost everything and I know there are a lot of asks but if you have anything to spare it’d be so great www.gofundme.com/f/astoria-fi...

Oh boy I was at that Rooney show 😂