i guess it was ‘red tie tuesday’

if you find a pot roast in the house, you’ve followed the wrong car.

AND bugs AND snails… all the yummy stuff!

(But true)

The meanest dog I ever had to deal with (I was a pizza delivery guy) was a daschund. No lie- they're mean and tenacious little bastards.

Here's a different one, my daughter and her husband bought a house that was between four and six years old.

When they opened the oven door it still had the factory packing in it. The shelves still had the plastic bags and foam blocks on them. It had never been turned on!

Most venoms that are intended to kill cold blooded animals are much more severe than those intended for warn blooded prey.

And so my question remains unanswered.

Really?
That's good to know, now I know who was responsible.🙂

silent letters count too.

those two look like a pair of cut-ups... I'd keep them after class.

Shiny, shitty old shill.

My wife made an interesting point the other day. We usually shop Aldi's but they don't carry a large selection. So as we walked in to Publix she said, "This is a great store for people with OCD- every label is facing the exact same way!"
She was right-I guess some people find that very comforting.

Show me a home where they can keep the cat from going wherever it pleases - I'll wait.

Dogs leave claw marks. Cat claws retract.

First thing I looked for...

Care to explain why?
(In Belize my orchids could stay outside all year long...)
Belize was my back up plan.

I heard it as "One eye on the cat, one eye on the frying fish"

Really?
Biden outperformed both the guy who came before him and the guy who came after him.
BOTH.
And if Newsweek can't figure that out, maybe they should start selling used cars and leave reporting to the professionals.

Wasn't he doing this without a salary?

Before he kills anyone else 🙄

Drive him mad- tell him the corner store was actually the corner delicatessen.
See how long it takes him to work that one out.

Nah, that's the
Brooklyn Catechism that walks up and slugs ya. The Baltimore Catechism just watches and jeers.

That's okay,Sean, I was shocked to find out you EVER considered yourself one.

@philhands.bsky.social

Graham is an even bigger dick than his father was- and that's saying a lot.

tRUMP is a brain sturgeon, if that helps...

Nine miles? Hell, walk there.

Who's Brittany?