Man comes in last, demands gold medal because his toadies let him win at his own golf course. So, we elected him because,hey, at least he's white .

He’s a complete moron.

He still hasn’t “won” Iran.

Someone give Pawpaw his meds and put him back to sleep.

🤷🏼

Not off to a great start

CNN compilation of Trump repeatedly saying the war in Iran will end "pretty soon." If this were only a comedy skit, it might be humorous. As it is, this is tragic.

If you woke up every morning and saw Kash Patel in the mirror, you'd get commode hugging, snot slinging drunk too. There's always a price for selling your soul. Ask Faust.

KAsh, drunk as a skunk.

“I’ve been drunk, but I’ve never been battering-ram drunk. I have never been so hung over I needed my alarm clock to be the jaws of life.” - Stephen Colbert

Today we remember the horrific tragedy of the Columbine shooting. 27 years later, it is a disgrace that gun violence is still the leading cause of death for children in America.

Did American voters really think it was cute to vote for someone whose thing is to call people names? It’s something we’re taught at an early age not to do.
Minor in the scheme of things, but such a telling characteristic.

Pretty. Call me in two years .

7 for 7 in my borders and tiny meadow.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

We are entering what might be a Chinese century. American hubris is contributing to our wane. All because we worship cosplay nationalism over competence and decency. We are our own undoing .

Is that bad? Seems bad

Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion “This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion

“This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

We know who's doing the seeking.

a man is holding a trophy in his hands . ALT: a man is holding a trophy in his hands .

Apparently, becoming a legend is a lot easier than it used to be.

FBI Director says arrests ‘coming soon’ on 2020 rigged election conspiracy FBI Director Kash Patel: "We have the information that backs President Trump's claim.”

We all need to watch this carefully. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

“Sorry I cut off the cancer research funding for your husband, fake DoorDash granny. Bibi needed new bombs. Here’s a hundred bucks. That makes us even.”

Time to upgrade your kitchen essentials! A new non-stick pan can transform your cooking experience and make meal prep a breeze.

Palantir on X: "Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation. 2. We must rebel" / X Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation. 2. We must rebel

Palantir is a menace to society. Its "Manifesto" reads like a very bad Hollywood science fiction dystopia movie.

x.com/PalantirTech...

Behind Trump’s Public Bravado on the War, He Grapples With His Own Fears The president’s impulsive style has never been tested in a sustained military conflict, and he’s been ruminating on Jimmy Carter’s failure in Iran.

Very normal stuff.

"Aides kept the president out of the room as they got minute-by-minute updates because they believed his impatience wouldn’t be helpful...

"At one point Trump mused he should award himself the nation’s highest military honor, the Medal of Honor...

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Last month, Trump's DOJ inexplicably dropped the prosecution in the largest ($20 billion!) Iran sanctions violations case ever:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/n...

Now one month later, they're bragging about how they're going to so so so sooooo prosecute Iran sanctions:

www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Adolf Twitler can’t do anything original. Of he only had a brain !

He might as well answer in Russian.

Donald Trump is a reflection of what America has become: a nation comprised primarily of uneducated, arrogant, racist buffoons without a conscience or even basic social skills, scamming their way thru life with impunity while believing that laws apply only to other people— never to them.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

🔥😬 “because they’re crooks. And everybody knows it.”

(From @ossoff.senate.gov @acyn.bsky.social )

So, the Giants found somebody more desperate than they were .