Aquarium by my bed and a lava lamp, with the room temperature set at the current ocean temperature in the Caribbean”

“I like to request my room fully designed to look exactly like my captain’s quarters! Including a treasure chest with fake jewelry, a steering wheel hanged on the wall with anchors, a shelf with a model
Ship, a ship in a bottle, a map of the world, and books of mythical sea creatures. Lastly an++

“When you haven’t had a proper shower in 300 years you would need a lot.” The first towel he used stinks the most, probably used at least 20 of them just to remove all that stink, never mind the salt off his skin

📻 he nods "I got all eternity dear, i got no plans to go anywhere anytime soon" he says settling himself in "oh! have I told you about the Disney audio process for their animations back in the day? they had to time things frame by frame, all by direction, non of this computer tech you use today"

📻 oh it was, then again he would have died if not for charlie saying he was in danger "indeed my dear! and I'm glad to be an admirer. Is there anyway I can help you smile like you use to?" he asks, seeing that trauma, pain in her eyes, violence won't fix this

alastor laughs "we're human dear we all make mistakes and learn from them, we get stronger, we don't let fuckers like vox talk down to us, least he didn't electrocute you." he says smiling more "at least someone was worried, seemed almost no one but charlie cared, she did send emily to save me"

📻al felt horrible, he believed he got her into this mess, his smile almost faltered but he kept his composure "I see my dear, at least you are safe now and recovering, if there is anything I can do to help let me know! I'm all ears"

📻 he could tell, he wants a full real smile not some dim shitty one. that has him curious "what plan? why didn't you tell me?? I could have made my plan with vox so so much more punishing for him if I knew you'd get caught"

📻he looks her over "oh nonsense! you are fine as long as you....vox did all this?"

the poor girl, her dear old friend has heard about this but isn't fully aware, so he has come to see her and do a wellness check, but of course not before knocking

📻"hello Natasha, I'm knocking out of respect of your privacy, but as your worried friend I'm using my authority by coming in anyways!"

sabre nods "fair enough, not everyone wants that spotlight, just to be respected and left in peace, I just love to cause chaos"

He says also getting another drink "if you ever want me to steal from someone or destroy their shit for you let me know, I'll do it for free"

Sabre laughed with him “you could even rule over hell, if Lucifer can’t touch you anyways, why haven’t become a known overlord yet? You could be the lord of agriculture, which had been open for centuries”

He laughs patting her more “I missed you too, so how’s mother slasher? And where’s your girlfriend?”

He feels the bite and squeaked, looking to see who or what bit him. He sees it’s orchid and pats her head “Hey kiddo, long time no see, where you been?”

Damn Sabre thought his ass was old and hid in a ruined place. This beat his ten fold! Finally found the bug and waves with a keg and box of cigars “there ye be buggy man! Now we can finally relax and celebrate the new venture, who knew space was so dark, and cold, and radioactive”

Damn Sabre thought his ass was old and hid in a ruined place. This beat his ten fold! Finally found the bug and waves with a keg and box of cigars “there ye be buggy man! Now we can finally relax and celebrate the new venture, who knew space was so dark, and cold, and radioactive”

Sabre is stubborn and would climb that mountain, it’s worth the trip to relax with an old friend. Must be a relic from when Lucifer first fell, a summer home forgotten or something. No matter he has arrived, probably after 5 days of climbing

Very clever! Sabre also is well aware and could navigate that, or crash trying. And blue knows the ladder.

A well deserved rest, Sabre shall join him for now.

Bug man got a deal! Now that is how you make a good symbiotic relationship. Sabre shall now offer bug man booze and a cigar.

Sabre will happily take that, and any other intel the bug provides. The poor unfortunate souls who dare to go in that sector are going to regret they are competing for those asteroids

Oooh yes, a pirate cove planet, so can put the giant ass middle finger to the galaxy emporium as screw that guy. Besides Sabre wants the big fries, the more expensive the goods the better.

Dearly noted and added to his database of allied ships to protect. Don’t worry blue he will avoid them and only go after everyone else. He also reads that as Vin diesel

Genius! He’s copying that down and having his top engineer take over every satellite he can find and make it his tracker. Blue will of course get a piece for the idea

Sabre is in space, space pirate, the poor space stations that he finds and plunders. Though he needs to find them, time to hack some satellites

“I know exactly what you mean, yes hell is impossible to find peace in, so you make it by being a force to not mess with. I did the same, kinda”

"if the princess has proof of anything is that anyone could be redeemed if they try enough, then again if god hates you that much that hell is your permanent home like lucifer, you should change it from a punishment to being a punisher" he says as he also waited on his drink, it didn't take long

"that sucks, too bad we're not allowed visitation rights, you'd think it would you know give us a reason to atone for our sins? then again what do i know I'm just a dumb dragon"

"my favorite!" of course! he takes the taller sinner to hellbucks and got two Irish coffee with whiskey "so how's the wife and kids by the way?"

oooh yes, sabre could go for coffee right now! "want to get coffee? my treat"