I'm a bin man and every day I empty the bins that people leave out for me to empty.

I think they might be more than mates.

Best mates maybe

Fuck off! That is Logan Roy

23 years later and that WH Smiths staff member is still living rent free in your head

I don't

He's using prison maths to calculate his age

ok, but the house is on fire

never seen them all in a room together

Pobol?

Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes is because the council aren't doing their job and because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs

a bald man is wearing a black jacket and tie and says i 'm gonna lose ma job . ALT: a bald man is wearing a black jacket and tie and says i 'm gonna lose ma job .

"I can't look after the kids because I'm on the register"

do they?

she probably went to another school/uni, you wouldn't know her

"including a Cane Corso dog she describes as “scary” but safe..."

..."she refused saying her dog would “take the door off” knowing she was in a separate room."

🧐

Your arms must have been tired

Reading this with a freshly microwaved cup of tea 🤗

"The shop assistant told us "it's still within three months of purchase so you're fine" to which I responded "if it had been out of that period I'd still be getting a free replacement". She laughed. I didn't."

She sounds nice

Is this the nuanced table guy again?

"....the collection – thought to be Britain's second largest..."

For anyone interested in the largest...

www.hdtrust.org

Yes, later in the article it says the most expensive one is worth £5000, so the collection must be in the 10s of thousands at least.

I think it needs charges because it must take a long time for the car park man to open and close it every day

My favourite part of power plant day is the traditional cooling tower cake

I don't want to watch the same crap you watch just because it's the only thing that's on.