do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Show this to the brain trust complaining about a lack of anti-Trump campus protests and ask them what they think more of those would accomplish, exactly

Using my cursory training on organizing conversations to “inoculate” my wife to the possibility that the AC might not get fixed immediately

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"unfortunately the dish ate nasty to me" me guest judging on top chef

It is #TransDayofVisibility. I have three children, and two of them are trans. Our oldest is 14 and came out nearly a decade ago. Back then, our greatest worries were making sure other kids in kindergarten knew what her name was without putting her on the spot. Now, it’s different.

Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Enough

Yuen: How the mighty sambusa became a Minnesota school lunch hit A Twin Cities frozen-food company created to employ refugee moms has introduced the Somali snack to a new generation.

Stories like this beautifully written one by @laurayuen.bsky.social should forever eclipse Garrison Keillor’s cartoons of the state (not to mention the nightmarish “fall of Mpls” vision sold to MAGA—the entire enterprise was started in the Phillips neighborhood) 🎁

I thought my edible had worn off just now but then found myself inventing a dish called Lebanese Surprise

Incredible

My wife has introduced me to the muppets, drag, and Jane Austen but I have also introduced her to the Impractical Jokers. So who’s to say etc.

Markwayne “Jimmytom” Smithjohnson faces harsh questions in the lead-up to his confirmation vote.

What if we kissed in the world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation...

We watched it a while back actually but I’d probably appreciate it more now that I know who more of the different little guys are

I’m watching the muppet show for the first time and it’s so wild that sometimes one of them will, like, shoot another with a gun

Tom Clancy

the median bluesky user is a 38 year old who looks like this

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

The Cliffhanger game on Price Is Right. A contestant had her hands on her head in excited stress as she watches the little mountain climber rise up the numbered ramp toward the edge based on how far off she was on a product's price. If there was audio, you'd be hearing yodeling right now.

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

Processing leafy greens and herbs. Washing, de-stemming, trimming etc.

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

Just got a message from South High saying “We currently have requests totaling $33,965 for rent and we have $7500 available tomorrow. Please try to share the gofundme widely! Thanks”

Well, that simply will not do. I'll match the first $900. Please help my fellow South High families if you can! 🖤🧡🖤

Disqualifying on substance not to mention astonishingly tone-deaf

Because of ICE, I've Been in Hiding for Months. It Has Transformed Me. - Racket Days of anxiety, of frustration, and of feeling that everything is on hold while the world keeps moving forward outside.

A first-person account of life in hiding.

Getting through security an hour before boarding, Dunkin’, and a seat at the gate facing a window is my whiskey/adderall/Diesel jeans

Let me explain what this genuinely EVIL memo does. The admin is doubling down on its plan to arrest, detain, and interrogate tens of thousands of legally present refugees; people already vetted who’ve lived here legally for 1+ year.

Hundreds were arrested in Minnesota before a court blocked this.

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

What would you call it if a bunch of masked men kidnapped your teenager daughter and took her to a hotel room?