For someone to be that arrogantly confident, you must know the opposition are literally a soiled nappy. #auspol

Honestly.. Fucken hell Albo, you could have just sent a fax to all the boomers and told them that it’s okay to go away for Easter. #auspol

Pocock for PM… that could’ve been an email…

😂😂😂

Today is April Fools’ Day and here are 10 ways to not get tricked..

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The fact ON are polling higher than the LNP scares me.

The pasta gun was loaded when they didn’t pit on the first VSC, and was cocked when they didn’t stop on the second.

I finally decided to open this bottle that @sarahkgill.bsky.social and I bought when @baxters.bsky.social took us out to Torbreck a number of years ago.

This was such a sensational bottle!

This is amazing 😂😂😂😂

Hi Sydney!

It’s all smoke and mirrors… taking attention away from the Epstein files.

What a lovely weekend 🥰

🥰

I am still soooo full lol

Yep.

Fuck you, cunt.

Wooo!!
Can’t wait to have a drink with you guys today (if you have time).

Hello!!! 🍾

Hiiiiiii!!!!!

You sure are!

I’ve done myself a mischief. Broken hand.

Sarah is! 🤌🏼

Spray some windex on it. You’ll be right!

She really is. 🥰

I would give anything for that!!!

Lucky! I’m freezing my tits off! It’s 13 feels like 9 here 🥶

Sensational!

Down at Crafty?

Great choice!!

What champagne are you thinking?