my niece teaches me slang !
Posts by πrca
period !
i dont fuck w sperm whales tho
not after my last date
ive fucked up a blue whale you are nothing .
damn straight dab me up
its all fun and games til the orca acts like an orca .
all these hedgehogs and small critters are easily a meal but im being very demure today and only eating cigarettes butts .
orcas are so cool lets all celebrate apex predators !
[ does a gay lil wave in return ]
who are you people and why are you liking that response .
serving cunt .
fuck.
oooa .
damn sharty didnt know you was chill like that , you cool as fuck nvm .
your sarcasm is terrible get a different day job ! π¬
clearly the one who cant see has to jump first .
how do you miss the spots .
how do you miss the fin .
how do you miss the FAT ASS tail .
a comfortable hood he has on her , not too tight but not loose to the point sheβd feel unstable .
looking around a bit , trying to find a parent ? β no ?
he can handle this . and by that , he can start resuming his stroll around , carrying the toddler like a prized accessory .
jump
hey do me a favor and π¬
do me a favor and π¬
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do me a favor and
avoiding turning his head directly in her way , as he has a lit cigarette between his lips .
furrowing brows show the orcas moment of confusion , but he has experience with kids - having a niece as well as a baby seal he frequently watches .
kneeling down to make it easier on his back , scooping the froggy toddler into his arms . straightening back up seconds after .
if you ever need someone beat up and put in place please do not be shy to get my attention .
ive decided ( due to you calling orcas swag ) that i will not eat you !
staring down at her with them big ole eyes . silently trying to connect the dots as to why an obvious child is in front of him .
we can chalk it up to * natural instinct !
an orca gotta orca , am i right ? ha ha ^^ .
on a scale of 1 - 10 , 10 being β very tasty β go ahead and describe yourself !
if you were a penguin we could have a great dynamic .
i mean this from the bottom of my heart, i knew i would love you from the very start.
slightly .
so true ! ha ha ^^ wow i like you , now i feel * slightly less aggressive and more neutral !