princesses will see a [Cursed Amulet] and say "Hey is anyone else going to wear that" and then not wait for a response

brain inspector gadget

me on my way to pick up my estrogen

The Second Life of Moon Child – A Conversation with Metin Seven 1997 PC platformer Moon Child recently got a bump of attention after Games That Weren't posted gameplay featuring its ear-worm theme song. The game, only released in the Netherlands for PC via CD-ROM

Moon Child is all the rage on Bluesky, but why didn't anyone know about it until now? @john.gamesline.net spoke to @seven.eurosky.social about the viral platformer's second life, as well as the hurdles game developers had in their way during the Commodore Amiga days. gamesline.net/the-second-l...

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SRS? GAC?

Doctor, there's been a terrible mistake...

I'm here for rotom surgery.

People who use it derisively should rethink their philosophy.

European games aren't all eurojank.

And not all jank is euro, nor bad.

A lot of eurojank I'd gladly play before any supposed AAA.

I mean he's wrong but... like I see into his mind.

#pokemon
ユカハル

They're so obviously doing this on purpose. So many times there have just happened to be exactly as many traitor Dems as needed for the Reps to get their way.

They are collaborators, and must be treated as such.

Babies

I couldn't help myself

enough time has passed that I feel slightly more ethical in acknowledging the strangest gimmick account I've ever accidentally summoned on here

You mean bimmy.

One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

"You take a principle and refuse to bend it"

"Okay. I would like to see an end to conversion therapy, increased research on trans health not done by exterminationists, and trans health care be fully legalized at all ages."

"Lmao no not that one. You know the one."

Happy Birthday Weed

A grid of 9 colorful squares with Animal Crossing characters in them From left to right: Top row: Maggie, Merengue, Beau Middle row: Zucker, Raddle, Ketchup Bottom row: Spike, Margie, Skye

Happy Animal Crossing Update to all who celebrate 🖌️ #acnh

This reads so Onion-esquely wrong that it sounds almost funny...and don't give me some "oral history" nonsense...this is part of normalizing total surveillance & possibly using every bit of real conversation as AI "training data"!

Stg why is she white and wtf they got playing her imma be so angry

Why is she white?

I spent entirely too long on this lol

oh god oh fuck

OSRS parody news article from the cabbage. Title is "Cabbage news network acquires defH.A.Mation"

The Cabbage News Network is pleased to announce that we have finally acquired DefH.A.Mation!

Check out next week's issue for a lovely recipe for Green gloop soup!

This is somehow only the fifth/sixth most frustrating mission in this game.
#Mario #SuperMarioSunshine #Nintendo

Ah, I hate this level.

Ah, jank ass village that generated on water.

Why would voters ever make a promise to a party. Why would that ever be the balance of power in anything but a cult.

In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"