enough time has passed that I feel slightly more ethical in acknowledging the strangest gimmick account I've ever accidentally summoned on here

You mean bimmy.

One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

"You take a principle and refuse to bend it"

"Okay. I would like to see an end to conversion therapy, increased research on trans health not done by exterminationists, and trans health care be fully legalized at all ages."

"Lmao no not that one. You know the one."

Happy Birthday Weed

A grid of 9 colorful squares with Animal Crossing characters in them From left to right: Top row: Maggie, Merengue, Beau Middle row: Zucker, Raddle, Ketchup Bottom row: Spike, Margie, Skye

Happy Animal Crossing Update to all who celebrate 🖌️ #acnh

This reads so Onion-esquely wrong that it sounds almost funny...and don't give me some "oral history" nonsense...this is part of normalizing total surveillance & possibly using every bit of real conversation as AI "training data"!

Stg why is she white and wtf they got playing her imma be so angry

Why is she white?

I spent entirely too long on this lol

oh god oh fuck

OSRS parody news article from the cabbage. Title is "Cabbage news network acquires defH.A.Mation"

The Cabbage News Network is pleased to announce that we have finally acquired DefH.A.Mation!

Check out next week's issue for a lovely recipe for Green gloop soup!

This is somehow only the fifth/sixth most frustrating mission in this game.
#Mario #SuperMarioSunshine #Nintendo

Ah, I hate this level.

Ah, jank ass village that generated on water.

Why would voters ever make a promise to a party. Why would that ever be the balance of power in anything but a cult.

In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"

IT STARTED RAINING COPIES OF OBLIVION AND TODD HOWARD DIDNT WANT TO BE SEEN BY THE NEWS

Happy anniversary, Claire!

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

Tapping the sign

Genuinely the funniest needle drop I’ve ever seen in a movie

pack-a-punched mcgriddle

"It's just for porn. We'll only scan your face if you wanna consume porn. Don't you want the children to be safe? Please, won't you think of the children? They might see a boob online. The absolute horror. Won't somebody please think of the children?!?"

Right about now Buck Bumble is officially your new wholesome 4/20 mascot, and we will not be taking further questions ...at this time. But stay tuned and BEE sure to follow us for forthcoming news and announcements! 👀🐝 #BuckBumble

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

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