*slobber smooch slurp* HOW ARE U SO PERFECT

We have a calendar at work that lists all sorts of science-y holidays and celebrations, and today’s caught my eye a bit 🪐
#goodomens

but they were all of them deceived, for *another* person was invited to the group chat

🍂 Synnecrosis 🍂 This was my submission for the fanbook Raw in 2015 #hannigram

1/3

I am watching Mama Mia

There's Bill/Harry fanfiction where they explore the world and fuck on every surface in the yacht right??? Right???

🫣

#ofmdnsfw
jack has never squirted before but he does when he lets stede fuck his pussy the first time and to add insult to injury, stede asks with faux incredulity: "did you just piss yourself rackham?"

Two incredibly cute small and elderly dogs in the aisle of the train

Meanwhile, "can't we just send the boys"

The boys:

Ed should've stayed on deck and danced with Izzy and under the warm lantern light he should've leaned in to tell him that he looked beautiful and their lips should've brushed together so very gently that in the moment neither of them is sure it really happened until they both do it again.

ed and izzy's first time

#Stizzy

Thinking about Izzy smoking some w33d for the first time in a few decades.

One of the crew brings it on. Doesn't matter who.

After the shit with Ed, and him taking off, and now Izzy having to take care of Bonnet, well -

Izzy deserved a night off.

Buttons was on watch.

Imagine if Picard used "Number One" not to exclusively refer to his first officer, but instead used it to denote whichever officer was his favorite that week.

stede really actually looked at izzy like this, huh

jim and oluwande from our flag means death as disney’s peter pan and tinkerbell. they are both life size.

jim and oluwande from our flag means death as disney’s peter pan and tinkerbell. archie as a smaller fairy is hovering over jim holding up a bulb of garlic.

after @edbbteach.bsky.social posted about jim as peter pan i wondered what that would look like, and @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social was lovely enough to draw it 💚 also featuring oluwande and archie ✨

Harrison Ford in a kilt clutching some whisky. An absolute mood.

Just minding your business when you see Harrison Ford with a level of swagger so extreme that it’s almost demoralising. This is final boss fashion.

just remembered i can draw anything

I guess I'll go all in and post these too. The ones where Dragon is a popular c/amgirl and likes their vibe and the one where they go on a brunch date 👍 That's all my shrek art, be cringe with me and be free 🐲

I haven't magical girled since madoka but I do see a lot of precure stuff and it seems really fun!

(Also, to note, my phone tries to autocorrect that to "Girl Ed" so the ofmd will always be here i think haha)

XII. Hanged man

Understandable, so Inuyasha huh?

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

A comic of Jim stealing Izzy’s clothes. There’s an attempt to make it look like Izzy is gone and they’re wearing his clothes in his honour, but in the last panel Izzy, naked and freshly bathed, enters the room, angry to see that the pile of clothes he had prepared has disappeared.

Oooooo “Jim has Izzy’s glove”, “Jim has Izzy’s cravat”, “Jim has Izzy’s ring”-

At this point they should just take his whole fit.

Then it's like Ed as the vampire Stizzy heart with controlling Edizzy steadyhands and like that all well and good but also just kind of

Meh

To me

I don't want Ed to be that cool.

Also where am I putting Jack in this, married with the kids is super easy but then what I'm killing Anne?

Boooo.