There are 7 games left, we won't get a manager in for those. Half the team are injured, knackered or past it. We don't need a coach, it needs someone with ties to the club to put a rocket up their arse while the club identifies a new man to take charge.

Ring of Fire is my Grindr username

Pole Folder & CP - Apollo Vibes (The Forgotten Original Mix) [Original Mix] YouTube video by Bedrock Records

Anyway. Monday @twodogslfc.bsky.social

youtu.be/Pm4lnyztM1M?...

If it's true that Slot has said he'll leave at the end of the season if they can work a severance package out then he needs to go now. I don't blame him for looking after himself finance wise but his head obviously isn't in the game. Get rid, give it Gerrard for the last few games and go from there.

A lot of years ago I'd down a 12 crate of Babycham before opening the doors, write it down as waste.

I had a few issues back then.

Fred West, 1985

Just grabbed today's @footballramble.bsky.social and I'd already forgotten about Saturday's game, then I saw it's titled "Dutchmen in crisis" and thought for fuck's sake, I've got to listen to this, now.

Just seen some fella come out of Asda with two crates of monster energy drink and if I asked you to draw a picture of the type of man who would buy two crates of monster energy drink you would get it absolutely spot on.

It's not about supporting a team anymore, it's following a brand. Brand Arsenal, Brand Salah, Brand Haaland.

We're all too old for this shit.

There is an epidemic of E-Reds, mostly from Africa and South Asia, who scream "racism" whenever someone says Salah isn't the best Liverpool player ever. They have no idea what the likes of Dalglish and Hansen in particular did for this club.

Can't wait for Salah to fuck off now tbh

There's no argument that this is the greatest picture ever

You don't hear much about Joey Deacon and Walter these days.

Tell him, Tone, it's about time us landed gentry finally put a stop to this rabble.

I might start posting old classics, one a day type of thing

Currently listening to GU21 Deep Dish in Moscow

I'm so fed up it's enough to make me cancel my illegal internet television service.

Liverpool fans: "JUST PAY SALAH WHAT HE WANTS EVEN THO' HE'S 47 AND HIS LEGS ARE GONE"

Liverpool fans when FSG pay Salah £400,000 a week and spend half a billion quid in one transfer window: "BUT WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TICKET PRICES UP, THIS IS SO UNFAIR"

I'm making smash burgers in honour of Dawn of the Dead Jesus.

The league was won, they all fucked off to Ibiza and Dubai and that was the end of the Klopp era.

I'm done with all of them, the manager, the players, fucking shambles. Any credit they had in the bank is long gone.

They're all horrible tourists

The £350,000 per week captain of the club just giving up, there. Must be Diogo Jota's fault.

"Yeah, but but but the player's mental health"

You know that job that you get paid £500 a week for? Try telling your boss that you're not coming in to work today 'cause someone you know died 6 months ago.

You need to embrace your inner stylish metrosexual.

Yeah but you didn't have to use him as a condom.

There is a section of the population that wakes everyday and waits to be told what they're mad about this time.

Baby Jesus didn't die so you fucking scumbags could put tomato sauce on a bacon butty.

45 minutes in A&E

It's Zombie Jesus Chocolate Egg Sunday!

When you forgot Arsenal were playing and just found out the score

The Red Hot Chili Peppers make music for men who wank on all fours.