@fivehole.bsky.social “One night in Bangkok” content.

I guess that explains why Lemon was an above average hitter for a pitcher

@tsflynn.bsky.social has Tom Sheehan, his great uncle. We do the math from time to time and figure we are the only ones using him.

remember how, in the hours and days after the assassinations became public, we were all being told to thank the cops for their fortitude and bravery

Clint Courtney FTW

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

BBC Reporter: “President Trump says he's doing this for the people of Iran, to help the people of Iran. What do you say?”
Iranian citizen: “You can see the help of the president to our people. Ruined buildings, killed people, and children.”

The White Sox are slow starters

If the world was fair, Gen X would be able to retire on their Ticketmaster settlement

The pope

“Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame”
- Prince, The Pope (1994)

RIP Asha Bhosle

All you fascists bound to lose.

I imagine JD Vance is getting choked right now like Darth Vader choked that dude. He’s blown more shit in the last week that things that blow things.

You can be the president. I’d rather be the pope.

Gotta admit JD Vance has some real Chamberlain, peace in our time vibes.

Rubio: “Hey brother, can you spa- can you spa *hic* can you spare a Cuba?”

I know that Leo is currently avoiding the US because he’s righteously pissed off at Trump and Vance but he should show up just for this

Chicago White Sox pope hats giveaway

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

Crazy that my favorite pope came about when I wasn’t Catholic.

Very nice!

Ted Waitt?

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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Most Native Americans will tell you blond American military leaders ain’t much.

TIL

Same energy

I plan to fire up my one hitter and lose contact with earth myself here in a minute.

Large posters in the neighborhood around Target Field calling out the Minnesota Twins and it's ownership.

"POHLAD FAMILY:
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?"

"Twin Cities
WON'T BACK DOWN
GET ICE OUT"

Minneapolis North Loop, April 2026
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