Yes, we are letting the kiddo stay up tonight to watch splashdown

My god

"Oh just tell these customers all they have to do is add an additional thirty steps to do a thing that was fully automated with easy integration instructions"

I want all of you to go man the phones on the help desk for a week.

"pfft what does he know, he's just some lowly maggot from customer support"

Bitch I got hired onto this role because I have an extensive tech background and can interface between customers/support/build/ops/leadership

You know what I love? When something I warned our build and ops team would blow up in our faces three years earlier winds up blowing up in our faces.

it was foretold

well if that isn't the prefect metaphor for how this team treated Ichiro his entire damn tenure

honestly the perfect tribute to how this stupid team treated him forever

A finished pan of fried rice with veggies.

Sometimes I’m capable of cooking a solid side dish for a meal.

God eight-year-old me spent so much time playing this game.

Hell yeah 90s era FMV cutscenes

I should NOT have watched that episode of For All Mankind right before having to jump into a meeting

Yeah inject that right into my veins, please.

of course the Amazon owner's newspaper thinks you should piss in a bottle

The biggest red flag is any company that says "We're a family!" in their job postings

Oh and a character killed off early in season one that you thought was going to be around for a while.

I wish I had a picture, but Wraith Squadron

You've got your competent leader, his womanizing bestie second in command, an emotionally stoic dude who can blow things up, a wise-cracking doctor, an empath, and Castin Donn standing in as Wesley.

Okay but seriously... Robles goes on the IL, Donovan has been legit awful defensively at third. Why not Colt Emerson time?

Hank Hill asking a Computer Business Center tech "Do I looke like I know what an AI prompt is?"

Hank Hill following up with "I just want a picture of a goddang hot dog!"

Testing

Get yourself someone who loves you like I love weird meters and batshit rhythms.

I, of course, am fashionably late to things but yup I too discovered Ainge de Poitrine and yup this weird shit is absolutely my jam

I really, really do hate that I can't just marvel at something without second guessing if a plagiarism machine made it.

Taking my kid to the movies tonight, steeling myself so he doesn't catch on to how fucking anxious I am right now.

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"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Ah, well that's definitely a major Trump induced panic attack that's getting ready to wreck me.

Just imagine, we could be doing more Cool Science Shit every day instead of <gestures vaguely at the rest of the news> whatever the fuck all this is.

My god what an amazing sight. Never has loss of signal been more amazing.

A t shirt that says “hang on. Let me overthink this.”

I should have bought this shirt

Just gonna remind y'all that it isn't Newsom that people are enamored with, it's his comms team that kinda knows how to navigate social media which is unfortunately a rare thing for Dem politicians.

Newsom himself is a transphobic bigot who can kick rocks.

oh whoa wild doing jk rowling lite isn't a winning electoral strategy?