I adore this esoteric style of your room

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

a close crop of a hand holding an ice cream cone in front of a t-shirt of Quark from Deep Space 9. it looks like Quark is handing you the cone

this is what it'd look like if Quark thought you needed an ice cream cone

Happy early birthday to my good friend Kali @kalibur.vuhuni.net

I always bully this nerd about their VW Taos and tell them they need to just get in my Volvo XC70

what then!!

Need more pooltoy birds in my life

Olivia enjoying a little road trip.

Note: The bike was traced from a photo to be quicker. Still took me hours.

[ nsfw leash play ]

I am still proud of this one, and I do want to draw more stuff like this in the future :>

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

Y....yeah lots of room to use hands and a tongue

Gosh I wanna do so many things to those

upward

ADHD be fucking DAMNED XvX

feat. @ryofox.bsky.social

Image depicts an anthro bird wearing a gas mask with a seafoam colored visor with teal smoke coming from it. He is holding another gas mask and saying that the viewer will have a higher purpose once they put the mask on.

Commission done for @kylesilverfeather.bsky.social !

Thank you so much for commissioning me!

An egret spear head on an anvil tagged with "fix your hearts or die"

Do what the bird says

Oooo my dad read this, he says it's pretty good and I'm going to need to read it as well.

Eyooooo! Glad to see you back to making more of your beautiful creations!

print of an anthropomorphic crow, tied up in scarlet rope, kneeling in a penitent position with text that reads "TIE ME DOWN, EYES TO THE FLOOR, SO I CAN'T FLY AWAY NO MORE".

[nsfw furry pin-up print]

not touching this anymore.

Collider

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

music.youtube.com/watch?v=uCWz...

Gosh would you do some more funny car art as a commission?

Who's up for a ride the the kinky twingo ?

Nice to see someone else with the cloaca club patch, I have mine on my battle vest

「KPOPガールズ! デーモン・ハンターズ」アカデミー賞・長編アニメーション受賞嬉しい〜

What's this duck from?

I'm not sure what your area is like but in many jurisdictions power companies get heavily fined for extended outage times.

Time to wake up and get active y'all. We can only fight this if we all stand up and fight.

Incredibly angry voice: "Oh so you don't care about my well-being then"

I would so like to get one of these

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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