Too bad for them, I suppose.

Image of a pigeon, a circle around its head leaving to the text "how to get rid of pidgeons

I slept for nearly a year and I'm still tired. And annoyed. And now I need to scrub these bird droppings off. Ugh.

Uuuuggghhhhh.

[Long, heavy exasperated sigh]

I most certainly am.

Edit of Shale from Dragon Age saying "Crush fascists"

That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I do enjoy glittering while I stomp those disgusting birds.

Uuuuggghhhhh.

Yes, and I am a nug.

Why? Are you a pigeon?

I haven't found any pigeons for quite some time. Hmm, perhaps I flattened them all. Whatever shall I do now?

*Watches it approach thinking it's a bird, and once realizing it's not goes back to staring at nothing. Then she notices the light of the wisp shines through the gems on her shoulder making pretty colors flicker around her. She sighs, content.*

Yes, I suppose it was.

*Watches him curiously for another moment before getting bored and stomping away*

He is definitely larger.

[ooc that wedding photo is adorable]

What in the world is that thing? A bird, but not a bird. I could squish it, but I'd rather not.

Absolutely not!

(Exasperated sigh)

I am a golem created ages ago from a dwarf who sacrificed herself- myself- to fight those wretched darkspawn.

Somehow when my control rod was broken, or maybe it was whatever that mage did to me, I regained my own mind.

I do enjoy watching the furballs hunt birds...

Why do I feel your presence like a vibration in the earth? Strange.

I was actually one of the short ones like you once, long ago. I was... unaware for most of the time since and I don't remember before I was woken.

Fine. But if I see any actual crows they're getting crushed.

I will try to avoid squishing any of your people dressed like birds but I can't make any promises.

I suppose that makes some kind of sense. I would kill just about anyone if someone gave me some pretty gems to wear in return.

Oh, he's not tiny anymore? Good.

It shares in the joy of squishing those winged freaks of nature? I suppose it is rather adorable.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

Uuuggghhhh. He did. All the tiny ones would dance and play around me. I hated it.

Ugh. Yes, I was stuck there being tormented by pigeons for years. Can you imagine? Being covered in bird droppings and being used to hang decorations? Bah!

I am tired. Tired of these blight-forsaken birds.

((ooc I promise I'm not trying to be mean but she sounds that way))

Oh, you kill people? Now that sounds delightful.

Wasn't it that demon the insufferable mage had trapped? I suppose it's pleased to be free from him as well.