So a racism cheat code 🙄

Honestly you know how in love and how good he had to be swinging that thing for a woman to be like yes I found fame and fortune but my man going back home so I too must bounce.

Happy Black History Month

I genuinely can’t wait for summer…

Literally anyone else

I’m gonna say this then I’m gonna go to bed. Here’s the deal, you cannot tell me that unrivaled almost broke even last year and in that same breath, tell me that the WNBA isn’t making any money. Them two things don’t add up.

But it’s Black History Month so we press on 🫡

Here is the dill pickle: when I’m reading a book everybody is black. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Blonde hair, blue eyes: 613 middle part bussdown and color contacts

Pale skin: lack of summer color

Green eyes: Michael Ealy

I don’t make the rules.

Lord knows I can’t see, why did I think the black was dl 🤦🏾‍♀️.

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Do y’all want to hear the story of me being an unknown accomplice in the end of a marriage and an affair with the backdrop of Usher Board Conventions or no??

That really made me hot af. Men have got to stopped. Its passed up ridiculous actually. Relationships shouldn’t end in murder attempts.

This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I hope Rickea is surrounded by love and support.

I don’t know if y’all watch taskmaster but if I could cast in all black season, it would be KevOnStage, Niecy Nash, David Alan Grier, Yvette Nicole Brown, and Wayne Brady. They are all naturally and I think would play off each other well. Kev, Niecy, & David team and Yvette & Wayne team.

You’re Welcome…

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Sometimes I genuinely have to remind myself to care about stuff. After having two emotionally draining years in a row, nothing really matters.

I don’t see how there’s any birds left in the sky, if so many of them are walking around on the ground

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My yt friend told me her cat had diabetes and I wanted to say “Big Momma your arm!!!!” But I knew she wouldn’t understand…

Had to make sure my girl didn’t miss anything. 🫡

Hands rated E for everybody

Chocolate covered espresso beans

The human brain is a terrifying place…

Fun fact: my cousin went to basic right before Kendrick v Drake. I was literally writing letters every three or so days to keep her updated. It was a very stressful time in my life. 😂😂😂 I’m writing out lyrics and sending memes. Felt like the town crier.

Ironically I’m eating some right now ☺️☺️

*At a library black history month event*

Me: “🤗ooo a pop up used book sale”

My mom: “🙄oh I know you gonna want something”

IT COULD BE DRUGS MOTHER!!!!!

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Yea I hid that post with that nasty picture. It’s black history month I’m not in the mood.

YES

Anger means you actual give a fuck about something…

Smell good
Taste better

Just sitting in the parking lot of an Edward’s. Thinking about my life choices. Wishing I could home. My momma trying to drop something off to a family member. Again I just wanna go home.

Update we made it to home goods