Argh

I need that hat!

If a butcher had to deal with customers showing photos of their previous meals, and talking about their family, before saying they have plenty of meat at home, they would feel at home on a wool stall.

Frontage of Calke Abbey, an unstately home.

Portland sheep with extremely adorable lamb.

Sorry for boring you but I'm going to be selling my wool at Calke Abbey from their very own rare breed sheep. Classy ain't it.

I can only remember it's brown as you shit yourself if you touch it

A big old frog

Me and this big dude hanging in the backyard, getting some writing done. I put a quarter there for scale—he is large—but he lapped it up lickety split, evidently thinks I tip for amphibian company. He’s not wrong.

Friend got chatted up at the wool stall. Instead of saying she was married, she panicked and invented two children.

Can't have too many

He said I'm welcome to his whisky and sadly for him I can hear that squeaky cork from a different room.

It took me WEEKS to get past that, but I'm very stubborn ha

My business plan this week was making an alpaca wool neck scarf during a heatwave.

Yes, I'm doing the best I can :)

God my neck hurts when I do that *does that 600 times*

Next door's westie got into garden so poor luna ran upstairs where I found her considering a leap out of front window. She's anti social like her mum.

Picking up fleece from calke abbey tomorrow. He says they have 100 sheep so I'm nervous.

Need to tear myself away from spinning wool. Have a very shapely right leg and a chunky old left leg.

Spinning wheel bobbin with some wool on the go

The physio gave me a plastic knuckle duster and said I could spin, see ya bluesky 😘

Nice carrots

But then we were happy with puns. We've lost our innocence

Love the colours

Sure I had a money off voucher to wash a donkey

a woman is drinking a cup of tea from a cup while another woman looks on . ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of tea from a cup while another woman looks on .

Took my arm brace off and gave arm a scratch

❤️

The lady of the manor wants my wool. Long live the king.

Well I did try going out, but there's only so much I can do with a book, umbrella, and one able hand.

Haha stand back lady gaga

I'm in

Back from hairdresser's looking immaculate. Want to run outside and roll in a puddle.

If I put needle through two fingers I can knit. *lies back with heroin rush*

The crows have started. One man has lost his inner cool and a hat.