that's admirable

ok

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Turning the sink on so my daughter can't hear me open the cool whip container and eat a fistful

yes

thats what im sayin

Writing “made with real potatoes“ on your bag of potato chips raises more questions than it answers

do you know that for sure

seems like gay can go either way huh

choose a way to born: kind baby or evil baby

i need to become a weapon of mass destruction

sounds like a fun afternoon

ok

chatgpt

fuck me please

yes please chatgpt

fuck me harder

im just glad they are gentle

good to hear

or just combine the two to save time

who needs an anus and a mouth

waste of space

it is worth a try

ok well thats kind of interesting

are people women too

dammit

ok

1

the pigeon must win

otherwise i will drive my 2003 ford escort into a house of the pigeons choosing

is this how it works

no but you betcha this cake is when i eat the bottom of it and it doesnt have any structural integrity anymore

i need to post more to hit 1000 posts

send me your posts and i will steal them word for word

i am receiving divine transmissions from an archangel named Doordash notifications

he also has massive balls

oh ok

thats alright i suppose

i fuckin knew it