Tiktok brings joy and knowledge. Instagram reels brings eating disorders and body dysmorphia.

Can someone please write a Ninja Turtles retelling? Thanks.

I know. Shocker.

When the secondhand embarrassment in the book you’re reading is so bad that you have to pull out this move:

“You’re quiet. What’s on your mind?”
*Me replaying that one 🔫 scene with the Recruiter in season 2 of Squid Games*

I have a writing deadline. You know what that means????

*spends 3 hours curating the perfect writing playlist instead of actually writing*

I’m giving my man up for adoption. He went to the store and didn’t bring back a sweet treat.

The thought of learning how to use Rednote pains me.

Are we coming up with original content or just copying and pasting what we post on threads?

Dear Netflix,

Six episodes per season? SIX????? Are you kidding me???????? I could barely tolerate dropping from 20 to 8-10 episodes but now we’re only doing SIX??????

I don’t have the mental strength to manage another social media. Why do we have to get rid of the clock app 😩😩

“I want your dad,” but in the paternal, supportive, I-don’t-know-what-it’s-like-to-have-a-father-figure sense.

Did I stutter?

What do we need to do? Edit our manuscript!
What are we actually doing? Starting a new WIP!

In case no one told you today, you should fight your mom.

does anyone know what we’re meant to do with our lives once Arcane ends?

My mom can drop us off at Barnes & Noble, if your mom can pick us up.

The voices aren’t as loud on this app

Crying because apparently we’re now yelling “Mom” when we’re in trouble, instead of “fire” or “help.”

In the clurb, we are all mom.

When he comes up with an idea, so I rephrase his idea and say it louder.

womeninmalefields

Just do it. No one’s going to know. Goldfish memory is very real.

I’m confused. Am I meant to sh1t post on threads then copy and paste it to BlueSky or….?

I told my man that I’m having really bad anxiety, and he gave me some really good advice that I thought I’d share with you. He said, “Maybe you should try not being anxious. Just breathe.” It really changed my perspective on things. I hope this helps ❤️❤️❤️

I downloaded this app because i obviously didn’t spend enough time soon scrolling on social media

CONGRATULATIONS

Is it just me, or does the BlueSky icon looks like it’s a vibrat0r app

Ooof. I feel this. I once dislocated my kneecap by walking

Being in your 20s is wild. One day, you’re young and fun. The next, your arch nemesis is your right knee.