me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper. me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment me: oh so you get it
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