You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

An illustration of some chubby rodent lying back in a rowboat as underneath the surface of the water it propels itself on giant legs

An anthropomorphic fox walking through a field holding a birthday cake atop a staff as a trio of presents hopping on legs bound behind him

A couple of birthday cards I’ve done recently for co-workers

An illustration of some chubby rodent lying back in a rowboat as underneath the surface of the water it propels itself on giant legs

An anthropomorphic fox walking through a field holding a birthday cake atop a staff as a trio of presents hopping on legs bound behind him

A couple of birthday cards I’ve done recently for co-workers

I love Prince as much as all right-thinking people of the world, but just for our own parasocial health, the Twin Cities is in dire need of a new famous person.

Hell yeah!

A chimera of famous painter Bob Ross and famous choreographer Bob Fosse

Bob Rosse

Black Velvetopia. I could live there. It’s no longer up, but I’m still proud of the illustrated essay I did on the level.

Fucking preach

I only just learned about the seltzer water trick for pancake batter and have successfully made light, fluffy pancakes in over a decade of serving my poor children rubbery military rations.

A chimera of famous painter Bob Ross and famous choreographer Bob Fosse

Bob Rosse

Just enjoying a cup of coffee this fine Saturday morning while my son plays ‘Deck the Halls’ on the keyboard using the barf noise setting.

“Oh, yeah, it was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

When you have to sneak into the daimyo’s castle to steal all their Shirley Manson cd’s.

An aesthetic that both looked and smelled like it was constructed from coagulated fryer oil.

I have sunk whole nations’ gdp worth of resources into recreating the flying toaster screen saver, but worse.

Turning the earth to dust and blotting out the sun with data centers for a random text generator app that could have been programmed by one person and launched alongside the first iPhone.

Thinking about club dance remixes and how they’re essentially like when Gardetto’s just went ahead and offered bags of only rye chips.

Yeah, our house is starting to look like the interior of a neglected aquarium.

Just amazing. An ur-model for today’s dude grievance online personality, but without all the identical vice signaling and sputtering cultural hang-ups.
Like wasabi. A clean burn.

An alert reading ’dense fog advisory’ crudely edited to read ‘dense FROG advisory’

A dense frog

I dunno. I remember growing up with a lot of assholes.

Can’t stop thinking about the vintage clothes store where I, a 48-year-old man, tried on a size small acid washed denim jacket with a hand-painted back panel of Popeye brand spinach and the poor hipster child working had to say convincingly, against all evidence, that I looked awesome in it.

Ole stands in Heirot bearing a great severed arm before him.
Lena looks up from salting cod and asks, “Ole, how do you have that smelly old thing now?”
“Well Lena,” Ole replied, “when I caught the beast Grendel in a grip o strong he could not break free, he says, I really gotta hand it to you!”

It really is!

A big ol’ topaz on display at the Chicago Field Museum

A plaque dedicated to Super Nintendo Chalmers

“A giant topaz!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your museum!?"

This is accurate in that everyone has heard of sodomites but nobody knows or cares about gomorrites.

I understand the portmanteau the tag is going for, but it just reads like it’s being slurred out by an extremely drunk person.

This is the episode I’ve been hoping for since you announced this project. Very excited.

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