😈😈😈

Would your rather: have a nose or have hands?

Ah shucks!

I’m curious if you’d enjoy Legends ZA if you enjoyed Arceus

I knew the area felt better lately, glad you two enjoyed Seattle!

Do you have a favorite game you’ve gotten to play on them? (Not lately just in general)

Devastating that the hottest guy at my gym is also some weird little asshole. 😭

Folks, I had my head in his lap and I was just listening to the sloppiest bites. Those Apples are JUICY.

Happy? I’m overjoyed.

To a certain point, I stopped telling people I’m frustrated they still watch/idolize Harry Potter. I judge them intensely yet quietly now.

I had a Deathly Hallows tattoo I got filled into a full triangle across half my arm, it’s not that hard to let go.

I’m curious to hear your thoughts tomorrow!

Damn, Hail Mary made me cry twice.

I wish I could quit my stressful big boy job, and work in a bookstore but like for the same pay. 😭

I think my original statement is still in play.

You’re at the wrong one, you’re supposed to be at mine in 3 hours.

*Add to friends* feels like such a threat here.

🙄

I am as tall(and buff) as Urshifu

*sends a video to make it worse*

Officially reached 330lbs. 😤

Chest pump before Midnight drops today. 🫡

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

Walls are painted a very dark grey.

Let’s all just get back into bed and pretend it’s 5pm. 🥺

🫠

Part of me will never forgive #Dispatch for not letting me romance Royd…

I think I know, DM me.

Being at the gym when the Seahawks just won and are headed to the Super Bowl.
I’ve dapped up more in the past 15 minutes, than I have in my entire life before today.

I know my limits

Thicc