Having a dog and a partner that loves buying dog toys = a house full of whoopee cushions

Almost guarantees no miracles happenings that day.

Hate showing up and my PCP is just wearing some peasant scrubs.

If my doctor isn’t wearing Jesus robes, send em back

Love reading opinions about… physics

“Party Revolt” fox news truly, honestly doesn’t understand the concept of accountability anymore

He broke out of his solid defensive streak, so you weren’t all wrong

Same! I thought the macaron crowd was just being snooty

Worse drivers or worse people?

Home Alone

26?

… how is attempted manslaughter a thing?

The next runner the Os strand has to stay in Chicago til the next road trip

The baloney of the deal was right there smh

@johnmoe.bsky.social this has to count for something?

Recently dawned on me we may get to see what a mushroom cloud looks like from space 😞

I don’t think Ward has swung at a first pitch since t-ball

His next strongly worded bsky post, we owe all to you! 🙏🏼

Tuesday vibes

Someone better have given him a play red button and not the real one. One that drops confetti and then feeds him some AI slop of a mushroom cloud

Does this count as a sick day?

COYI!!

agree, and what'd he do now?

Missing? They’re obviously exactly where he wants them

But Archie manning somehow still has three ints

It’s so hard being a white man

Executive order: pickleball is now tennis 2, softball has to now play baseball, baseball now in the army. Thank you

Yea and not a single story on my blog post that says the same thing with the same level of authority

@fiftyplusone.news

Fair to assume that means the first opinion was TJ?