Seriously, consider considering putting together “Sunday Morning Wine Walks” where we walk around the neighborhood with wine and watch the mens do yardwork 🤭🤭

I like to put my vibrator in his hands when he’s sleep and then leave the room. Not sure what my end goal is, but it’s annoying and it makes me happy 😊

Lo mein or Mei Fun?

Going down a rabbit hole about ghost ships, brb.

WHY DO ALL CRACKHEADS THINK THEY’RE KUNG FU MASTERS?? Where did that thought come from?!!

You can tell when someone pulling up on for some late night cheeks. They always bumping 4batz or PartyNextDoor or some sht.

When did we collectively stop having ringtones?

Why do I never think about how bad my hangovers are when I go out drinking?? 😖

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I really wish I could DoorDash food from my kitchen to my bedroom.

Me just learning Reading Rainbow 🌈 being cancelled is a direct result of No Child Left Behind

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH!!!!!

My uncle got a hold of Temu now his house looks like the ‘As Seen On TV’ aisle 🤦🏽‍♀️😆

Me:

BlackSky is a non-stop drama series and I always come in the at commercial break after the big plot reveal.

Today I cried because I’m mad at my man and don’t want him to touch me but I’m sick and need to cuddle to get sleep.

And he just went with it. Fkin women man. 🥹😂😂

Somebody change their name to “Girth, Wind, and Fire”

I will fight my entire family, their pets, and all of their friends for a taste of this man 🥵

Y’all talk about coming back from girls night but what about them coming from out with the boys?

Cuz I got 2 verses of “please touch my penis” last night and I have thoughts.

ATP we need a new gatekeeper bc wtf 😳

My fear is it was just nasty ass dead skin dirt from the nastiest place dead skin dirt could be

Somebody needs to put their beauty supply store on instacart!!

Missing 4 hours on Bluesky is the equivalent of 4 business days in the real world.

Everyone wants to be the little spoon. Put your titties on his back tonight.

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If you use any other setting on that vibrator besides The One©️ I’m just gonna assume you’re a psycho.

Istg Netflix better NOT NEVER take Homecoming down. It’s my comfort show 😌

Whooo tf is at Popeyes at 10 in the morning??!

You can't tell me nothing I don't already feel from you. Are ppl really out here not picking up energy or just willfully ignoring it??