It’s just very hard to imagine a functional society anywhere in the world where people both trust the computer to tell them what reality is and the computer then lies to them like a treacherous vizier

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

I misread this like three times thinking I was reading a make up a guy style post

Tried to vaporize a medieval peasant by playing a My Bloody Valentine riff for him but he was just like "be this Smashing Pumpkins?"

What is The Guessed Room?

Great game so far! Love the demo! Although there is a particular One Misplaced Block™ that is clearly a bug and is impossible to defeat (/j) (although I am confounded)

My doctor just sat me down and told me he's going to turn me into an experimental beast. It will be a struggle coping with the loss of my inherent humanity, but at least I will be a violent mechanoid animal hybrid without the capacity for thought or speech. I go under the knife in less than an hour.

someone took screenshots of these posts which then went all over twitter and, apparently, many discord servers

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

Don't know who graham is but i fw his crackers

I can't place this song and I can tell I missing the joke because of it. but it sounds good.

What is "Big Leek"?

A purposely bad meme; I DON'T ALWAYS EAT LUNCH. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LUNC TIME

I really can't explain what made me create this

crosscode is a good RPG I loved playing it's mmo *themed* jrpg.

art of rally I know is really good even though admittedly I just played a lot of absolute drift, read about how art of rally is the result of the creator getting even more into cars, bought the game, but havent yet actually played it.

just cried over spilt milk. honestly yeah a really solid and deserving cry. 9/10 will cry again

me (transitioning from audio content creator to fish historian): im gonna go record a cod past

I'm too coward for physical self harm but I do get to set up mental harm traps for myself. Just talk about the suicidal thoughts and ideation and I can get one or two messages like "nooo don't kill yourself, you're, uh, you're, uhh. uhhhh. nooo don't kill yourself you are alive and dying is bad"

My THANK YOU of the day goes out to: strangers in the replies. I couldn't do it without you guys. You don't understand the words you read or who you're talking to, but you never let either thing stand in your way of speaking loud and often. THANK YOU! Thank you! Thanks!

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then everyone crowds into the old unmarked van to drive around town grabbing random people and sending them to El Salvador torture prisons. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.

RFK Jr. says HHS will determine the cause of autism by September

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

They are officially not letting trans people in this country. FYI

When a mutual makes a post I disagree with it's because they are multifaceted like a precious diamond, each side presenting a different but equally beautiful face. When a rando makes a post I disagree with it's because they're an intellectual microbe and should be executed on live television.

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

Hello, Epic Department? I- yes, another claim. Yes I'll hold

creating an account called "my stepdad ron posting his Ls" and its just videos of my stepdad ron trying to bond with me and being rebuffed because im not over my dad dying in the volcano