I’m dying…..

“The last time this happened (ish) was in 1685…”
So what you’re saying is they’ve been getting away with *checks notes* EVERYTHING
for hundreds of years.

...and then I opened the BBC news website and saw that 'Prince' Andrew had been arrested...

After another few weeks I have returned to England. It’s still raining.

I only just got that out my head.

I’m in so much trouble for booking theatre tickets tomorrow night when Hull City 🐯are playing Chelsea 🫣

What would you do if you had a spare day in Manchester?

I am farrr too easily distracted.

An open laptop with an empty page other than Ebola for a tile. An REM (the band) themed coffee mug holds black coffee.

You, me, thick coffee and a chapter about Ebola today. We’ve got this. 🦠

Yeah, aware of the show but haven’t seen it in the UK. Don’t know if it plans to make an appearance here.

Maybe @jamespurefoy.bsky.social knows?

***hibernating = trying to finish the first draft of this damn book. ✍️

Where are they taking the Hobbits?

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I made a tiktok video that was only about ten seconds long asking how everyone was doing. Over 1,000 replies from unhappy Americans later I was admonished by TikTok for ‘Activity in the US.’
I’m gonna have to break out this gif again.

It's here! THE END OF GODS is out today! And what better way to celebrate its publication, than a simple unboxing video. One in which I use actual magic! youtu.be/wxNBVxpn2_A

Due to adverse weather conditions I will remain closed today.

I’m just gonna go hide under long running TV shows and the occasional movie.

A lot has happened in 2025,
some good, some terrible,
but generally,
this year has been shit.
One day more.

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Stand back…I’m going in….
Merry Christmas.

long winded joke about kids in a santa movie thinking they were sent back in time to hang out with a jolly bearded gift giver but instead going to the council of nycea and listening to hours of debate with St Nicholas of Myra

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

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I showed Mr Edge a photo on Facebook of a woman who was in my class at school. I said jeez, look at that. I don’t look that old do I?
Anyway, long story short, I’m on the lookout for a new husband.

There should be a category on Netflix/Amazon Prime called "don't get invested" for all the brilliant shows that got cancelled after one season.

There is. I was just sitting by a Stranger Things decorated Christmas Tree at Manchester train station under a billboard advertising Stranger Things burgers from (maybe) KFC. None of it makes me wanna watch though! 😂

I want to know what the marketing budget is for Stranger Things. 🤯

EXTENDED PREVIEW of THE WILDER for ya!
Live on Kickstarter now! Link in Bio. We need your support y'all.

ONLY 14 DAYS LEFT and we are sitting at 50%. We need those sweet sweet pledges.

We thought we would share a bunch of complete pages.
Oh and Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends.

It’s been a few weeks since I came to England. It’s still raining.

I think I just moved to 2. Terror - at about 4am when I woke in a cold sweat.

My 365 is ending but we go again. This time each week will have a theme: a colour or number etc, I’ve yet to work that out. Now it’s less about doom scroll avoidance and more the creative fun. Oooh I have a new Nikon Z/RED collab coming, so hot it’s not yet off the press. *taps fingers impatiently*

Finally got round to seeing the 2022 All Quiet on the Western Front. It was visually stunning. Every shot. No surprise it won Oscars for cinematography etc.

Daughter has convinced me to watch Stranger Things. True to form I am a decade late.

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This film is incredible. I’m not done seeing it at the cinema.

OK quiet down you lot. One Battle After Another is about to start in VistaVision.