Google Chrome is now shaming me for having a tab I haven't accessed in 21 days #staytoxic

It's not his fault he has a Habspurrg jaw

Was on my phone as an emergency alert went off, and it's possibly taken years off my life

Scotsman headline saying "Dozens of private school pupils move to Edinburgh's state schools and Labour's VAT fee raid"

Dozens! Literally DOZENS!

(i.e. less than 0.1% of the city's pupils)

Angel the cat standing in sunlight

Taking care of this one for two weeks has cemented my belief that my place is too small for a cat, but I do miss her

Still don't feel up to it, unfortunately

6 months since I left my job! If they'd granted me a sabbatical, this might have been my first day back. Instead I'm sipping a cocktail (tea) by the pool (kitchen sink)

Just got unreasonably excited because my hookup flaking out is an ideal opportunity to do my new jigsaw. 40 has hit me hard, it seems

My boiler's on its last legs, so I decided to try out IR heating instead. Don't currently have enough panels for the whole apartment, but this is the first time in weeks I've had to turn the central heating on

Same, same, and same!

Wordle 1,298 2/6

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Swimming mouse among 27 new species discovered in Peru The expedition also found a new species of dwarf squirrel and 10 types of butterfly.

Merry Crittermas!

My dentist appointment is at 14:30. Two thirty. TOOTH HURTY

I mention this because I've been getting ads for Premium Bonds lately, and I don't know if it's even worth the effort to come up with a joke about hamster food

Recently discovered that someone I'd only ever talked to online was unfamiliar with the term "chronically online", and it's haunted me ever since

Pair of cat eyes from the poster for the musical Cats

Why is there music playing in my head right now?

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,194,047, AJ Tuaj ‪@ajtuaj.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 18, 2024"

Being in the first 66% might not sound like much, but you'd need me for a supermajority

Just realised you can get the back-to-top-of-feed button to perfectly obscure people's profile pictures! Vertical alignment only works sometimes, though, so it's like a little mini-game to find a perfect fit!

Unrelated: I'm currently unemployed