I always take my birthday off (now 48) and have no intention of changing that

"Can you stop talking for a sec, I'm tryna Merlin"

We get those all the time. We call them APEs (adverse power events) 🦍

It's true. @heather147.bsky.social has been team ankylosaurus since we were small

@heather147.bsky.social has been team ankylosaurus her whole life

Ever pet one? Dense doesn't even begin to cover it. And 100% pure muscle - they're beasts!

Legs are hard when you've had them for 48 years, too 😂

Plausible deniability and all...

As an officer of the court, I *did not* just read this 🙈🤣

Welp, there goes MY get out of jail free card 😂

Back alleys, fields etc. is not so shocking, but grocery parking lots in the middle of the day? (Certainly different story for the unhoused)

😮

Hero status (you). Also, who DOES that? (Him)

Happy Birthday Laurel!

I was a kid. The picture was funny. Actual rollovers, not so funny. Im thinking of the westbound

It's a doozy of a ramp. Only saving grace is that usually traffic is so backed up there, a crawl is the only speed at which anyone takes it

As a child I laughed at that sign every single weekend when we drove to visit the grandparents. (Also amazed to this day just how many rollovers happen on that ramp)

Thank you. I was trying to figure out what exactly the sign was depicting 😆

In my experience, they tend to be mischievous little guys that often just scamper out in front of humans

Thinking I'm ok with missing out on this one - I get pretty carsick

Noooooo! Civic duty be damned, the birds NEED you!

The number of times I spoke about Trump in 2015-2016 and accidentally called him Rob Ford

Great work Franklin! (And gorgeous work, Becky ❤️)

Don't do it!!!

I'll be waiting over the other side of the lake to catch 'em as they come over. Merlin detected my FOY butterbutt in the yard today. They're coming!!!

Black and white sea duck with blue nape, orange knob, and red bill rising up out of the water for a good flap

Happy Birthday! I and @heather147.bsky.social , your friendly neighbourhood birthday twins, saw a King Eider today. A great birthday treat 🎂

My mum could park me and my sister in front of it and finish all her shopping while we sat, fascinated

I feel like a cockatoo on my head could vastly improve my day

$15,000 will be a drop in the bucket compared to the litigation costs when it all goes pear-shaped

No, no you don't! This right here was the reason for my sleepless teenage years. I still haven't quite forgiven the flickers 😆