Best ONN in months at least.

My bff was supposed to get an ab*ortion bc bb daddy is a fucking psycho but she texted me Friday “So I decided to keep the baby” 🙃

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Lord god this makes me want to research big venues in BR and find a hotel to preemptively book NOW, there is no way I could function having to drive there

So the moved the bar to be a week earlier but I’m just now putting together that the location for it is now TBD. Which means it could be like……not in New Orleans…….

Why, in fact, would they be able to find a large convention sized space here, under 3 months out? That seems uhhhhhhh…unlikely?

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I guess I’ll get a bunch of my random shit and try to sell like 150 things for $20-40 before the end of May 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wish so badly I knew what possessions of mine were worth reasonable chunks of change bc I would sell my shit off for many things, not just this trip lol. Like, if there was a red/yellow/green aura about things indicating their monetary value. I need a personal antiques roadshow setup.

If I buy no food and subsist on what is in my house, and don’t go to jazz fest, and don’t buy myself any birthday treats, and never leave my house at all to go eat or go out or do fun things…I could probs get myself to like $1500 lmfao. Honestly except the bday I could deal with those conditions lol

And I was already planning on a post-bar trip to Mexico City with gfs! For a long weekend! And I KNEW I wouldn’t have enough time to see all that I wanted. But then this just fell into my lap lol shit! I wish I hadn’t seen her posting about it, haha. Maybe I’ll buy lottery tickets and be lucky.

Is there a way I can make $3500 for myself before the end of May? Probs not but damn, I want to go on this 10 day art history excursion in Mexico City and Oaxaca after I take the bar, led by a badass art history phd/prof I’m internet friends with. She does annual trips w these incredible itineraries

Thinking seriously again about going to Havana with a medical trip…for a weekend in May…probably dumb with the exam moved up and me wanting to try to go see mfing ev lolol

This fucking schmuck. I've been telling everyone I know that I'm glad cigs are back because they're cutting down on vaping LMFAO. Prove me wrong (u can't, because there isn't 50 years of research in existence to tell us how bad the smoking heavy metals and chemical juice is for us yet!!!!)

Forgot my summer camp is doing an alumni weekend in October for only $65 a night (it's their 65th anniversary) and I AM SO EXCITED TO GO with my college roomie who was, unbeknownst to both of us, there the same time I was 🥲

And honest to god I do not think I can miss it. Going is risky lmfao. But I’m just gonna have to try to do that, take like 80% of the last weekend off. Which could be good, I was pretty ineffective studying the weekend before I think. Ugh, this blows lol.

It’s their 25th anniversary year and they’re releasing a new album two days before this show. I am SO EXCITED to go with her but now uhhhhhhhhh…FUCK! Was with a lawyer friend last night when I found out and he said “just study enough you can stop on that Friday”…

They moved the gd bar exam dates up a week and I’m DISTRESSED bc it is now the Monday after I planned to go home for the wknd for a fucking Evanescence concert w my lifelong bff. We have loved them since 2002. They are from LR so it’s a homecoming show, we went the last time they were there in 2004

I’m about to change pharmacies so I expect this will be a one month long experience but WOW it’s niiiiiiiiiice

My brain meds, which have always been dusty ass uncoated chalky pills, are COATED AND NOT BITTER AND DUSTY OMFG

This artwork is a famous watercolor painting by the Swiss-German artist Paul Klee, titled Moonrise (German: Mondaufgang), created in 1925. The piece is a classic example of Klee's unique abstract style, blending elements of Expressionism and Surrealism. It features a central yellow circle representing the rising moon, set against a dark, grid-like landscape of geometric shapes.

This famous watercolor by Swiss-German artist Paul Klee, titled Moonrise (German: Mondaufgang), was created in 1925. It exemplifies Klee's abstract style, blending Expressionism and Surrealism. It features a yellow circle for the rising moon against a dark, grid-like landscape of geometric shapes.

Legitimately, what kind of people raised this guy? Deeply unsettling

The Pope should be on Bluesky

I’ve told my gfs we need a predetermined muster point in case phone lines get jammed LOL, but they are not taking it as seriously me!!!

I feel like the logical place in New Orleans will be Jackson Square?

My mind is boggled trying to conceptualize how far these radio waves are traveling lol

Press conference from space is CRAZY

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GIVE ME MY DRUGS, IT HAS BEEN A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT MY FUCKING VYVANSE. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE READY TODAY WITH MY OTHER DRUGS BUT OFC THEY DID NOT HAVE IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVENT BEEN FULLY MEDICATED FOR 5 WEEKS NOW

Walgreens pharmacy is about to turn me into a homicidal maniac I swear to GOD

Like verbatim bullet points with no additional commentary! Just send us the slides!!!! So irritating lmfao

One of the most obnoxious things is when someone does a presentation and requires a zoom meeting to see it…but then they do nothing besides reading the bullet points out verbatim. This org I’m canvassing with consistently does this when they train ppl and it drives me nuts! Wasting my gd time!