a man with long white hair is standing in front of a blue sky holding a sword . ALT: a man with long white hair is standing in front of a blue sky holding a sword .

"Loving the chaos tonight."

Sephiroth edit with George Newbern's Voice YouTube video by The Reunion

//Normally... this blue haired bastard sounds like Adam Lambert...

Buuuut when he's serious... he sounds like George Newbern... the voice of Sephiroth.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdel...

Good?, maybe.

Long?... without a doubt, 3000 to 5000 pages minimum.

"I tried to explain it to you and your only word to it was to grow up."

He didn't even stammer, he slammed that reply without a shred of mercy or contemplation, her own words and her own tone.

"Now if you'll excuse me i have better thing to attend to with people who didn't tell me that crap."

"Do not mistake my Kindness for Weakness, my Silence for Ignorance, nor my Calmness for Acceptance..."

"You tell me, you had quite a few words of opinion~"

Oh he remembers, and he doesn't forget... because that is opening a door for the same thing to happen again and again and again...

AND HE WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.

"She's young and has been respectful without making demands, and when she requested something i said no and it stuck... you on the other hand... well... the list is long Delilah."

"His fucks ups big as they are are yet to cause Orchid to be caught in the crossfire of royal business unlike Delilah's so... imma say this, both are bad... but Delilah is the one i'd gladly rip in half alive and use as manure. Do i make myself clear?"

"Whom you came begging and crawling to like a pathetic little shit to fix your fuck ups~"

"I think you refuses to hold Orchid's mother accountable... which is in essence worse... and if you really care for Orchid you'd pick a better guardian, prefferably one without bullets flying... so, yes, i think you're horrible~"

"If that's your sense of insulting me you need to do bettere, you sack of poorly packaged turds..."

"You wish, you glorified garden pest."

"Oh no, i forgive her... she's a good person... but you and her mother?, i'd gladly punt you two to the next planet over..."

"You got some guts to judge me... more so when your granddaughter was turned into a baby and you brought her to the mannor of a drug lord who lives pretty much getting shot at on the daily... so... you still gonna try and judge me?, or is self awareness a different language for you?~"

THE SASS.

...an old friend of mine would say the irony is exquisite.

"Consider using honey brown Lucifer, would match your hair. And a white shirt with black accents, it would look elegant and modest."

"Agreed, i use them for particular things... specially with an all black three piece suit with vest, and blue tie to match my horns and hair, and a leather overcoat on the shoulders."

"...rubber or leather?

Leather i understand, practical uses, better grip... rubber?, more focused to other tasks."

"And now you know how i clean up crime scenes for a buck... is actually hilarious, out of all of hell i'm the only one with a cleaning spell far as i know~"

"Probably~"

"One minute then."

Takes a picture of the crime scene, gives a sniff... chemical composition obtained, victim drank too much.

FINGER SNAP, ALL EVIDENCE ERASED.

"There, magic finger snap of cleaning, works like a charm."

"Don't look at me i broke that neck spotlessly with my heel and tail... no blood, no drool, clean end."

"...that would be hilarious to watch as it battles with the one hundred and eighty two tonnes of high power long duration aphrodisiacs i dumped in the water and food supply of the whole planet."

"Wise call, and if ya need more confirmation... ask Tony, he'll tell you what level of shit he sees on board meetings."

"Do you really wanna be stuck in that corporate nightmare?, even i don't and i'm a demon from hell... that should tell you all you need to know of the level of behaviour you're gonna see. Soul crushing agony buried in bureaucracy."

"Still applicable."

"Oh i wasn't traveling... i was resting, and designing things~

You'd be surprised what sort of shit i can come up with under the mixture of energy drinks, whisky, pizza and ice cream...

Think i wrote the entire documentation needed to keep the entirety of the survivors self sufficient forever..."

He just smirks... looms on the grandma... aaaaaand...

"The one that told your grandaughter's mother precisely the level of contempt, anger and fury i feel for her and how the day she causes Orchid to be harmed again... i will use her to clean chimneys and kitchens like a dirty rag~"

"Guess who's back, reloaded, empowered, and above all... far, far more ready than ever before~"

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