my wife and I resigned from our previous job and decided to open our own business :)

i don't want a job i want to get paid for being cute and nice and friendly

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meme redraw

Jeopardy just isn't as fun anynore

(once i get more magnets these missing pics are going up as well)

new fridge = finally enough room to put up all the drawings the neighborhood kids have given me

Screenshot of Yooka-Replaylee, featuring a painting of Dr. Quack surrounded by coins, labeled "Mallard's Minions by Gemma Bright". The painting was once mistakenly attributed to another artist.

Screenshot from Yooka-Replaylee, featuring a painting of a frightened Capital B and Dr. Quack embracing as they scream in the shadow of a looming Vendi. The painting is labeled "Employee Overhead by Cameron Reigel", mispelling the artist's name, Cameron Reigle.

Looks like Yooka-Replaylee from @playtonicgames.com was updated to properly credit the first painting you encounter!

...Unfortunately, my name is still misspelled under my own painting.

my cat loves piccolo

being a lesbian married couple
cons:
- no one can open the jars in this household
pros
- twice as many times saying "my wife" in the borat voice

my wife just confessed that when she was a kid she didn't like wallace and gromit because "it looked like jimmy neutron but worse"

wishing y'all a very happy new year!

she loves christmas

i love living in australia i asked for paella and the waiter didn't understand me until i pronounced it "pile-la"

First google news result for "Luigi Mangione" 'Luigi Mangione Will Have Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for Christmas Dinner in Jail'

The news is an invaluable resource.

>wearing my ramones shirt
>neighbor's 7 year old asks who they are
>"oh they're the ramones. they're an old band that used to make music"
>she kinda stares at me for a moment then points at johnny ramone
>"he looks like 6-7 guy"

thanks kid

no it's for ME i am NUMBER ONE fan

thanks :)

i made a shirt

im santas little helper

sir yes sir 🫡

ivotoons updates:
- i got married
- i saw my parents and older brother for the first time in 7 years
- i took a selfie with a kangaroo
- i enjoyed halloween
- i might be unionizing my workplace by the end of next week (if all goes well)

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

when piccolo wears a swimsuit

when will her insatiable thirst be quenched

more piccolo content

hi

took my wife on a date after work to a local ramen place and they're playing thr fucking chainsaw man anime opening over the speakers

me during trumps 1st administration vs me during trumps 2nd administration

i love my cat