Germany and Ukraine have surprisingly a lot of dishes in common.

Smetana. Not disgusting per se, but keep it away from MY plate.

Also blood sausage. Yuck.

"Why should my son make any effort to reach his goal of making new friends?"

*tapping the sign*

When you realize Trump administration's sole goal is to kill as many people as possible, it all makes sense.

Soldiers sick with Spanish flu at a hospital ward at Camp Funston in Fort Riley, Kansas, circa 1918

I am sure flu would never affect military readiness.

The game is Mouse: P.I. For Hire.

Bait used to be believable...

Some John Le Carre shit right here, specifically

>"Donald Trump problem"

"No, Prime Minister"

And that's even IF they will accept you.

🎶Als ein kleines Kind war ich ein Thälmannpionier
Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär🎶

"He wants to become a Chancellor, not BE a Chancellor"

>"Solzhenitsyn was a russian imperialist and an antisemite"
>"Nooooo, you are all United Statespersons who hate him because he didn't love your country!"

Western "russia lovers"... man, I don't know.

Hot take: Germany is Eastern Europe, but a lot of people hate this, so they invented Central Europe.

Who woulda thunk a guy who wrote a massive antisemitic treatise would probably be a conservative.

"He was always like this, most of you just thought it was funny because he did it to [those people]" is a cornerstone of the problems stand-up comedy is experiencing now.

a man with a mustache is making a funny face ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face

We are on the sure course for Eurowars though. So it's not all that hopeless!

Better to arrive early than to miss your flight.

Which is to say, a stupid idea in general.

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination '' ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''

>sever any physical or emotional connection to [country name] to prove their loyalty to your country

a soccer field with a stadium in the background that says the day radio stand ALT: a soccer field with a stadium in the background that says the day radio stand

1970s:
"Move to the center"
1980s:
"MOVE TO THE CENTER"
1990s:
"Move to the CENTER!"
2000s:
"MoVe tO the CeNteR!!!"
2010s:
"...move to the center"
2020s:
"Wait, what the fuck happened? We moved to the center... and lost?!"

Meanwhile "the center":

Guy saying "Yes, you are all wrong" to an absolutely massive crowd.

If you have principles, sometimes you just can't avoid doing this:

Every one of these guys reminds me of that bit from The Sopranos when Tony talks with Dr Melfi about seeing a happy guy walking down the street and wanting to smash his head in without any logical reason. Deeply sick people who hate themselves and want to get revenge on the world for that.

"We used to have proper binmen"

>National-socialists
>"Hitler was a communist"

The wheel keeps turning