Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Eat shit to transphobes.

And double eat shit to those hospital administrators and boards who complied in advance with those illegal threats.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

fifteen minute sequence of strong guy trying to shit in an airplane bathroom

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

i miss the days of the industrial grade $5 deck box

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

nyah rotation

absolute mathemagical bullshit happening today

luckily it got explained to me in commander terms so a twelve year old and adult me could easily grasp it

at the strixhaven prerelease asking the other gamers to explain riftbound to me like i’m 12

atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world

as a grown adult with a sonic onesie yeah do it

robin (bird)

friemd

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE!!!

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

- Dan Aykroyd, cocaine flowing, looking over at Harold Ramis, in 1982.

i could go for a chili cheese dog. hell, maybe even two chili cheese dogs!

turns out “the most popular format” is actually just a more abstract of the formats those players hate!

i either did a great thing or horrible thing 🤣

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

a cartoon character with blue hair and a white coat is standing in front of a blue background ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair and a white coat is standing in front of a blue background

you got it boss