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Posts by Dean Ray Johnson ⚪

Sonner 144 is the only Shakespeare sonnet I love. Shakespeare seriously did the angel on one shoulder, devil on the other shoulder thing. But the devil seduces the angel and walks off, leaving you alone? That's some real Looney Tunes shit for the Middle Ages.

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GIRL.

Two loves I have... of comfort

AND despair!

(which like two spirits do suggest me still)

The BETTER angel is a man right fair...

The worser spirit... a woman???

Coloured ILL??????

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scar from the lion king has a purple mane Alt: scar from the lion king which not coincidentally is also an anagram of arca
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No. The low-res chiptune of the lead riff of Don't Stop Believing playing through my head on a loop. Nooooooooooo.

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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

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The word ‘gurgoyles’ or water spouts circled in a list of carvings

The word ‘gurgoyles’ or water spouts circled in a list of carvings

excuse me using my phone to take a photo of my laptop screen but since we’re on the topic, as this book from 1833 neatly demonstrates, yes, gargoyle and gargle share an etymology background

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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Picture of a store with $5 posters, the poster rack is opened to an illustration of Hatsune Miku in front of a concert atage

Picture of a store with $5 posters, the poster rack is opened to an illustration of Hatsune Miku in front of a concert atage

There's something really funny to me about seeing a Hatsune Miku poster for sale at an American dollar store

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The new job has local store deliveries. We usually sleep in the parking lot behind our first delivery spot for the next day. And we sometimes arrive early enough that I theoretically COULD get dinner in the Chinese buffet or texmex shop in the same strip mall. I may uhhhhh gain weight.

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My stomach at my old driving job, sleeping at truck stops: Ehn, I've had enough truck stop fast food.

My stomach at my new driving job, sleeping in urban parking lots near actual local restaurants: ........oh no my diet

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Why is ankylosaurus, objectively the best dinosaur, not winning with an overwhelming majority 🤔

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Heavenly tunes by neal.

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Wasabi seaweed with shrek's face on the packaging

Wasabi seaweed with shrek's face on the packaging

What's wrong babe you haven't touched your shrek wasabi seaweed

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Thank you 🧡

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important business

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If the FBI were still functioning correctly then the agents would be kicking in the door to this man's house right now. What the actual hell is this guy on. (But also watch the video.)

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This video is about Magic and Animaniacs and I am equally annoyed that it exists and in absolute awe about it

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My dad used to drive us around, and he'd quiz us on state capitals to fill the time. He loved this joke 😫

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"French Isolation?"

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When Franken was first elected to the Senate, I loved him. He was smart and understood policy. He was charismatic and understood messaging.

And holy shit did you see those photos? Because you absolutely should not still be holding a torch for Franken.

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Wearehappyclam.etsy.com

👽☕

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I'm not sure I need the extra things to annoy me, unfortunately. (And I'm doing workplace training on a new job all week.)

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(vagueposting) I almost hope that a BGG mod deletes that comment and warns me for disruptive posting, because nothing makes me want to quit board games forever like talking about rulebooks on BGG.

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It's a waste of time to write a good board game rulebook, because anyone who cares about a good onboarding experience has already been chased out of the hobby.

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i felt a disturbance in the force... as if several hundred people audibly groaned after reading this

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If I recall it's something like

Kao = face
Moji = character / icon
E = electronic?

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Now what's the big idea???

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I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

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Artemis 2 print showing the Orion capsule, Integrity, between the moon in the foreground and the crescent earth in the background while a stylized loop showing their path of travel swoops around the piece.

Artemis 2 print showing the Orion capsule, Integrity, between the moon in the foreground and the crescent earth in the background while a stylized loop showing their path of travel swoops around the piece.

So, I couldn’t resist the urge to make a new print based on the Artemis II mission. #art #artemisii

www.monkeyminionpress.com/products/art...

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Here we go!

youtu.be/0kNO4TzeUnU

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