markovchaingang on tumblr: men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
r/NoStupidQuestions u/Brief-Cut-1228 Who is actually against women being topless if they want to be? It has always puzzled me why it is illegal for women to be topless if they want to be especially in the correct settings like at the beach or pool and or other places where generally it is ok for guys to not wear a shirt. RedSonGamble My pastor said we only cover women's breasts in public be god made the areolas to appear like giant eyes to ward off predators. Since women usually have larger ones this can cause panic and fear in horses
I snorted
cannot believe this is the first thing I read today
logging onto Bluesky
do you know about the bankthefood app? if you tell it your closest food bank, it will buzz when you’re near one of their collection points and tell you what they’re most in need of (and you can tell it what you’ve bought for them, so that gets updated in real time)
If we're problematizing wife guys, one of our true, shining lights of hope, our culture is truly lost.
rich people after moving to Austin:
MeToo didn't go far enough imo because most of the men called out just chilled for a bit and then resumed their career (or made bank on the lucrative male grievances circuit)
Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
It's a photo of 3 outdoor signs one ontop of another the when strung together it reads "Wow! See the unbelievable Mystery Hole"
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
We need to teach young men the correct sequence of actions to perform to unlock sex from women, but in a feminist way.
it's an epidemic
the spherical-headed, smooth-brained poster ian dunt: The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether progressives want to talk about it. So the stage has been left entirely clear for the far-right.
until jormly croblyn explains in detail how socialism will make a woman touch it, the left will never win
Why does the Tesla logo look like an IUD
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single person in possession of a wide enough bed will have a little pile of Stuff on one side
40Chan
Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
Some good news, lads. I'm delighted to confirm that the joy I unlocked by pronouncing Moby as "mobby" for the past few years, has now been exponentially outdone by referring to Cher as "chair". It's an absolute blockbuster. Few expect it. Everybody loves it. A mind weapon of immense power. 10/10.
you think your phone takes good photos until you break out your $3k DSLR you never use
Helsinki hasn't had a traffic fatality in a year: "Helsinki's current traffic safety strategy, covering 2022–2026, is nearing completion. It has focused on improving safety for children, youth, pedestrians and cyclists with safer crosswalks and smarter intersection design."
congratulations goop boy
A silver SUV has crashed into the side of a brick building marked "Drive-Thru Pharmacy."
i think both sides are to blame here
i just found out that if you want to look at a titty in the UK now you have to send a selfie to the king first
probably some guy trying to surf it
