nobody is shocked

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water . Alt: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt is making a nervous side eye

when someone calls themselves a twink but is clearly not... I hate to break this to you

STOP CHANGING THEM AT THE SAME TIME I can't remember who you are

there should be a mandatory wait of 5-7 business days between changing your profile picture and your display name

not people in the office screaming bless you at the top of their lungs every time someone sneezes in hay fever season

never been so glad to be travelling by train this summer

a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with her eyes closed . Alt: a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with her eyes closed

my hay fever started today

bsky is having a bad day huh

did people already forget she is sucking trumps ass?

guncle matthew

is london pride worth attending? any oomfs going?

Fidesz' massive defeat comes despite:
- multiple active Russian disinformation campaigns
- the US government actively supporting Fidesz
- Fidesz owning the majority of TV & radio stations + newspapers
- Fidesz having gerrymandered the crap out of the country
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same here omg twinning

where should ai go on my interrail trip through europe this summer?

edging us with a tattoo reveal

well... did it hit?

prinz iiro spricht deutsch? 😳

good morning sunshine ☺️

Nach US-Drohung gegen den Papst: Vatikan beginnt Anreicherung von Uran Deutschlands größte Tageszeitung der Welt

Nach US-Drohung gegen den Papst: Vatikan beginnt Anreicherung von Uran

www.der-postillon.com/2026/04/vati...

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I should really do the same before it's too late

I can feel spring allergies slowly creeping in

lowkey hate myself for not finding time for my friends often enough 😭

don't cater to them, they already think the internet is only for them

not them playing Nothing Else I Can Say Eh Eh at the IKEA restaurant rn

Israel tweeting a warning in English that Iranians will not see, and could not read if they could, is just propaganda.

Israel is the one bombing civilian infrastructure and claiming it is fine because of their "warnings".

the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for Artemis II

back to work after 6 days off work... I wanna kms

Jesus today