something is wrong with me cuz whenever i share an experience people just respond "that happens to no one" so like whose fucking with me

who the fuck told instagram i was abused

ate shit god knows where and it left a gnarly ass scrape on my chin that just looks like a cold sore so people just think im a whore but im just a drunk

i trusted in autocorrect

just realized i could see my mostacho

guy who wants to fuck me didnt make my sandwich and it tastes like shit whatever

every since ive started trimming my own mustache im noticing how everyone carves theirs and i kinda hate it

roomate having loud ass sex while my failed-talking-stage-now-in-a-relationship hits me up reminiscing about when we met

the windows in my fifth floor apartment open all the way so like....

just good vibes isnt enough we need results

i keep giving hispanic spots in manhattan a chance but they constantly let me down where is da sazon

wearing 8 year old glasses or just go commando

i think it's ridiculous that if you don't stretch your body just stops functioning

anyone wanna go to nursing school with me i just gotta take human anatomy first

thw weather machines are controlled by the coat checks actually wdym 30 degrees for the weekend kys

no one here is talking about "ai for nonprofits sprint" whatever yall

hahahaha me on job #3 at 25 years old going back and forth from rhode island but this particular time ive broken down a few times....GOD

spent the entire day affordable rent hunting and apparently missed everything

ive been scrolling fb marketplace for a room that i think it broke like why are you sending me to JERSEY

happened again with my lunch....i think seasonal allergies are gunna hit me like a truck now

this is not a good time that my debit card for a SPANISH bank is expired and i have no cash on hand....good thing i have jewerly i guess LOL

so my body is not having a good reaction to my dinner but im pretty sure if stop thinking about it itll go away

all my favorite dumpling places closed

"apologies for any inconvenience" and its that her husband died

gourmet dumpling house in boston

OH HE TOOK YOU TO YOUR FIRST RODEO WELL....WELL.......WELL....theres nothing else i am able to do as clearly i was never enough nor will i ever be enough due to a paralyzing lack of initiative resulting from chains that you will never get to see as i shatter every glimmer for i fear what it reflects

being mixed is actually having both of your ethnicities feel bad for you cuz of your other half

L O L

a tech employee is not a protected class kys

im so sorry but i used ai at work cuz i wanted to cry cuz i didnt understand something but ai was literally SO wrong that I shouldve just trusted my gut

out of protest i will get gen z drinking rates up singlehandedly