Just as long as it’s not ice water 👍

You know what you did!

*gave

I have Lazy Susan the spin of her life last night 😉

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Jesus!

I’m not as big of a topic as Sean McDermott or the NFL coaching changes are on here- but if u could pretend that I am and repost me so some1 on the East Coast can apply to save my life- I’d be grateful! Just less than 1 sec can change my outcome! #dogsofbluesky DEATH ROW- URGENT

Too much OJ and peach schnapps and my navel feels fuzzy.

Mango tree flowering

Beautiful day in the South

Pale invaders coming to Florida! 😂

When I was a young kid I saw a WWII plane that had ‘Poontang’ on the nose art. Asked my Mom what that means and she told me to ask my Dad. Turns out poontang caused mom’s divorce.

You’re such a baba gannoush!

😂😂😂 (Kenny deserved the truck BTW)

Working on his Michigan accent

Tibial plateau pain after walking

I’ll bring you the best arsenic free cup of coffee you’ll ever have

There’s a “powder your fanny” comment in there somewhere. 😂

Too bad you can’t smell images. I’ll bet it’s lovely.

I’m willing to sacrifice a little piece of liberty to outlaw this practice from ever occurring in the workplace 🤢

She will snoot boop you for treats, and you’ll happily oblige because she’s a total sweetheart. 🥰

Tonight’s Cold Moon

Spreads bacterial vaginosis? 🤢

Give me a toradol/lidocaine injection for the win

I’ll bet his voice sounds like James Earl Jones

Bro was “splooted out”! I’m adding that to my vocabulary 😂

No gelatin ever. Baked with a meringue topping is outstanding! 🤤🤤🤤

MAXIMIS CANIS MERIDIUS: All around handsome boy who will make someone a loyal companion!

From way down in the cockles of his heart