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Posts by Matatoes Lasagna

And during dinner you get to use a razor to slice the garlic so thin that it will liquify in the pan with just a little bit of oil

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Homeland Security isn't even old enough to get a PHD in Homeland Security

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That's the look you give after you lure Superman into your den made of kryptonite

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Gotta pay the Ayatoll-Toll

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Art of the deal

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Tapping the sign

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The "respect for the office" doesn't automatically trickle down to the level of FBI podcast bro, so these guys just bombast expecting the same treatment and then immediately wet themselves when challenged

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I've seen minivans with more soccer players inside than that photo

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Maybe his eyes look like that because he's seen things no human should see

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Democracy manifest

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James Naismith in shambles right now. What happened to the game he loved?

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It's a linguistic pretzel designed to obfuscate the many compounding military failures that are quickly adding up

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I think it's just because they bombed it and calling it dust reinforces the totally obliterated narrative he keeps banging on about.

It was both totally destroyed but also still somehow dangerous and needs to be extracted to claim a strategic victory

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They fired all the senior officials, and admin for being woke and gay so that they could give that money to palantir to tell them to bomb all the elementary schools. So now all of our glorious warfighters shall subsist on a healthy rationing of chunky dirt, condom diarrhea and carrot

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I wasn't objecting to anything in his post. The person he quoted was being intentionally provocative, which i took to be sly a potshot at consumers who are being negatively impacted by rising food costs

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That's fine? Regulatory controls that require societal adaptation (mass transit) to meet the needs of all and that solve global issues is perfectly fine. I take no issue with that. I just don't think that can be achieved solely at the level of individual choice.

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Not at all, but we often ascribe disproportionate responsibility onto the individual consumer, who are often the most disadvantaged and most negatively impacted by climate change for the action of industrial and nation state level actors. It shifts the burden unfairly

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Which would be the result of deliberate policy directives, not consumer trends

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Climate change cannot and will not be curbed by ethical consumer choices and accepting that framework let's industrial polluters completely off the hook

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Let's just invade Iran and be legends

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The Tomb of Jesus famously had a sign over it that said "Dead Messiah Storage"

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Man, if only there were a recent historical financial irrational exuberance analog to compare this to

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He's ambitious enough to "take one for the team" because he thinks it helps his career, but too stupid to realize he's going to be left holding the bag

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Maybe but it'll be hard when there will be video after video of him being a hawk and with the breakdown of negotiations wrapped around his neck.

His refusal to break with Trump on this will bind him to this boondoggle, which in turn will kill his career. He doesn't have the juice to get out of this

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"Enthusiasms"

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